Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)
Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
King Herod’s song, Jesus Christ Superstar (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
Master of the House from Les Miserables (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from Lady in the Dark (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
[quote=“Prof.Pepperwinkle, post:8364, topic:949532, full:true”] Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)
Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
King Herod’s song, Jesus Christ Superstar (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
Master of the House from Les Miserables (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from Lady in the Dark (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
“Politics and Poker”, from Fiorello! (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)
Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
King Herod’s song, Jesus Christ Superstar (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
Master of the House from Les Miserables (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from Lady in the Dark (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
“Politics and Poker”, from Fiorello! (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
“Popular,” from Wicked (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, who isn’t less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)
Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)
Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
King Herod’s song, Jesus Christ Superstar (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
Master of the House from Les Miserables (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from Lady in the Dark (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
“Politics and Poker”, from Fiorello! (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
“Popular,” from Wicked (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, who isn’t less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)
“Life upon the Wicked Stage” from Show Boat (“men who give you jewels and sables / Only live in Aesop’s Fables.”)
Comedy songs from musicals (and your favorite line from them)
Poor Jud is Daid from “Oklahoma” (“He looks like he’s asleep; it’s a shame that he won’t keep. But it’s summer and we’re running out of ice.”)
Dentist! from “Little Shop of Horrors” (“Oh, that hurts! Wait, I’m not numb! Oh, shut up Open wide, here I come!”)
Gee, Officer Krupke! from “West Side Story” (“Officer Krupke, you’ve done it again! This boy don’t need a job; he needs a year in the pen!”)
King Herod’s song, Jesus Christ Superstar (“Prove to me that you’re so cool, walk across my swimming pool.”)
Master of the House from Les Miserables (“Everybody raise a glass!” “Raise it up the master’s ass!”)
Tchaikovsky (and Other Composers) from Lady in the Dark (“The mister who once was the master of two / Would make of his mistress his Mrs / But he’s missed out on Mrs. for the mistress is through / What a mess of a mish mash this is”)
“Politics and Poker”, from Fiorello! (“You idiot, that’s me!”)
“Popular,” from Wicked (“Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I – and let’s face it, who isn’t less fortunate than I? My tender heart tends to start to bleed”)
“Life upon the Wicked Stage” from Show Boat (“men who give you jewels and sables / Only live in Aesop’s Fables.”)
“I Am So Proud” from The Mikado (“A dull, dark dock, a life-long lock / A short, sharp shock, a big black block! / To sit in solemn silence in a pestilential prison / And awaiting the sensation / From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!”)
More of the Above
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
Since the Prof used a song from Gilbert & Sullivan:
More of the Above
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
“Doing What Comes Naturally” from Annie Get Your Gun (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
“Doing What Comes Naturally” from Annie Get Your Gun (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
“A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
“Doing What Comes Naturally” from Annie Get Your Gun (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
“A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
“I Have Confidence” from The Sound of Music (“Oh, help.”)
More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
“Doing What Comes Naturally” from Annie Get Your Gun (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
“A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
“I Have Confidence” from The Sound of Music (“Oh, help.”)
“Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Everybody ought to have a maid / Someone who you hire when you’re short of help / To offer you the sort of help / You never get from a spouse)
More Songs from Musicals that Make You Laugh (and Your Favorite Line from them)
Suppertime from You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown (“What’s wrong with making mealtime a joyous occasion?”)
“Ya Got Trouble” from The Music Man (“Trouble // Right here in River City // With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands
“When the Foeman Bares His Steel”, from The Pirates of Penzance (“Go to death, and go to slaughter // Die, and every Cornish daughter // With her tears your grave shall water // Go, ye heroes, go and die”)
“Jubilation T. Cornpone”, from Lil’ Abner (“When we almost had 'em but // the issue still was in doubt // who suggested the retreat // that turned it into a rout”)
“Anything Goes”, from Anything Goes (" When Grandmama, whos age is 80,//In nightclubs is getting matey with gigalos,//Anything goes!")
“Doing What Comes Naturally” from Annie Get Your Gun (“My uncle down in Texas/Can’t even sign his name/He signs his checks with X’s/But they cash them just the same”)
“A Little Priest” from Sweeney Todd ([MRS. LOVETT] Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven! [TODD] What is that? [MRS. LOVETT] It’s priest. Have a little priest [TODD] Is it really good? [MRS. LOVETT] Sir, it’s too good, at least! Then again, they don’t commit sins of the flesh So it’s pretty fresh)
“I Have Confidence” from The Sound of Music (“Oh, help.”)
“Everybody Ought to Have a Maid” from A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum (Everybody ought to have a maid / Someone who you hire when you’re short of help / To offer you the sort of help / You never get from a spouse)
“Reindeers are better than people” from Frozen
(Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don’t you think that’s true?
Yeah, people will beat you and curse you and cheat you
Every one of 'em’s bad, except you
But people smell better than reindeers
Sven, don’t you think I’m right?
That’s once again true, for all except you
You got me. Let’s call it a night.
Good night. Don’t let the frostbite bite.)