# Topic Playlist (Part 3)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [January 26, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687 "2024-01-26T15:37:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 319

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6361 "2026-01-13T13:02:40Z")

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**Songs About Watercraft**

1. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
2. Last of The Riverboats - Stars
3. If I Had A Boat - Lyle Lovett
4. Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
6. The Downeaster “Alexa” - Billy Joel
7. Yellow Submarine - the Beatles
8. Wooden Ships - Crosby, Stills & Nash
9. Slope John B - The Beach Boys
10. Jesus in a Jonboat - Joe Haydel

_The Good Ship Lollipop_ is about an _ **Air** _craft, hence the line “Happy landings on a choc-o-late bar!”

Pass

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**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6362 "2026-01-13T14:27:37Z")

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**Songs About Watercraft**

1. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald - Gordon Lightfoot
2. Last of The Riverboats - Stars
3. If I Had A Boat - Lyle Lovett
4. Proud Mary - Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. Good Ship Lollipop - Shirley Temple
6. The Downeaster “Alexa” - Billy Joel
7. Yellow Submarine - the Beatles
8. Wooden Ships - Crosby, Stills & Nash
9. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
10. Jesus in a Jonboat - Joe Haydel

Fixed # 9

**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6363 "2026-01-13T15:06:31Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss

I like [their version](https://www.google.com/search?q=kathy+mattea+suzy+bogguss+teach+your+children&sca_esv=a8f3f333d99b26eb&ei=ilhmaZH2Bfiv5NoP8K7S0A4&oq=teach+your+children+kathy+mattea&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiIHRlYWNoIHlvdXIgY2hpbGRyZW4ga2F0aHkgbWF0dGVhKgIIBDIFEAAYgAQyBRAuGIAEMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgUQABjvBTIIEAAYogQYiQVIuekBUABY2roBcAF4AZABAJgB5AKgAZAiqgEJMTIuMjMuMC4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIjoAK2IMICChAAGIAEGEMYigXCAhAQABiABBixAxhDGIMBGIoFwgIOEC4YgAQYsQMY0QMYxwHCAg4QABiABBixAxiDARiKBcICDhAuGIAEGLEDGIMBGIoFwgILEC4YgAQYsQMYgwHCAgsQLhiABBiRAhiKBcICChAuGIAEGEMYigXCAhoQLhiABBiRAhiKBRiXBRjcBBjeBBjfBNgBAcICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgIREC4YgAQYsQMY0QMYgwEYxwHCAggQLhiABBixA8ICCxAuGIAEGNEDGMcBwgIaEC4YgAQYsQMYgwEYlwUY3AQY3gQY4ATYAQHCAgkQABiABBgKGAvCAgkQLhiABBgKGAvCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGIAEGKIEwgIUEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4ATYAQGYAwC6BgYIARABGBSSBwUxMC4yNaAHrbwDsgcEOS4yNbgHqiDCBwkwLjEuMjAuMTTIB_YBgAgA&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:9695a51b,vid:W3p823jCoGY,st:0) much better than the original.

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6364 "2026-01-13T15:42:39Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys

2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss

3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6365 "2026-01-13T16:43:28Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp

_I grew up like my Daddy did_  
_My Grandpa cleared this land_  
_When I was five I walked the fence_  
_While Grandpa held my hand_

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_And Grandma’s on the front porch swing_  
_With a Bible in her hand_  
_Sometimes I hear her singing_  
_Take me to the promised land_

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6366 "2026-01-13T16:51:30Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle

_Well, my name’s John Lee Pettimore  
Same as my daddy and his daddy before_

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6367 "2026-01-13T16:52:44Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
6. Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis

_Mama, Mama look at Uncle Joe_  
_He’s doin’ that hand jive with sister Flo_  
_Grandma gave baby sister a dime_  
_Said, do that hand jive one more time_

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**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6368 "2026-01-13T17:51:51Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
6. Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis
7. When I’m 64 - Lennon/McCartney

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6369 "2026-01-13T18:24:55Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
6. Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis
7. When I’m 64 - Lennon/McCartney
8. The Marvelous Toy - Peter, Paul and Mary

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6370 "2026-01-13T18:26:02Z")

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[quote=“SunUp, post:6369, topic:996687, full:true”]  
**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
6. Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis
7. When I’m 64 - Lennon/McCartney
8. The Marvelous Toy - Peter, Paul and Mary
9. I’m My Own Grandpa - traditional

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6371 "2026-01-13T21:07:59Z")

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**Multi- Generational songs (with drinking?)**

1. Sloop John B - The Beach Boys
2. Teach Your Children - Kathy Mattea and Suzy Bogguss
3. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Elmo & Patsy
4. Rain on the Scarecrow - John Mellencamp
5. Copperhead Road - Steve Earle
6. Willie and the Hand Jive - Johnny Otis
7. When I’m 64 - Lennon/McCartney
8. The Marvelous Toy - Peter, Paul and Mary
9. I’m My Own Grandpa - traditional
10. A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash

**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6372 "2026-01-13T21:13:51Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen

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**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6373 "2026-01-13T21:15:47Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6374 "2026-01-13T21:22:17Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Lime in the Cocoanut - Harry Nilsson

_Doctor, is there something I can take  
Doctor, to prevent this bellyache?_

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**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6375 "2026-01-13T21:33:49Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones

2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen

3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic

4. Lime in the Cocoanut - Harry Nilsson

5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6376 "2026-01-13T21:34:53Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Lime in the Cocoanut - Harry Nilsson
5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns
6. Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6377 "2026-01-13T21:40:50Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Lime in the Cocoanut - Harry Nilsson
5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns
6. Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer
7. Psychotherapy - The Ramones

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6378 "2026-01-13T22:07:18Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Lime in the Cocoanut - Harry Nilsson
5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns
6. Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer
7. Psychotherapy - The Ramones
8. Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills - Ray Stevens

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6379 "2026-01-14T01:39:32Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Coconut - Harry Nilsson
5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns
6. Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer
7. Psychotherapy - The Ramones
8. Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills - Ray Stevens
9. Double Shot (Of My Baby’s Love) - Swingin’ Medallions

And housekeeping (#4)

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2026, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topic-playlist-part-3/996687/6380 "2026-01-14T02:55:24Z")

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**Songs About Medical Problems**  
(literal or metaphorical)

1. Dear Doctor - The Rolling Stones
2. Somebody Get Me a Doctor - Van Halen
3. Living With A Hernia - “Weird Al” Yankovic
4. Coconut - Harry Nilsson
5. Rockin’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flue - Huey “Piano” Smith and His Clowns
6. Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer
7. Psychotherapy - The Ramones
8. Jeremiah Peabody’s Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills - Ray Stevens
9. Double Shot (Of My Baby’s Love) - Swingin’ Medallions
10. Catch My Disease - Ben Lee

**Songs of protest/resistance**

1. Something Worth Fighting For - John Shortis

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