# Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/1 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")
My other name is a charter member. What’s the best way to make a home made bomb? Hi Opal!- What’s it mean? An indepth study and look. Does this look diseased to you? Help me out with recipes that include human flesh. The Count As High As You Can Thread! Post photos of your genitalia ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/2 "2005-07-28T03:31:18Z")
Diagnose my medical problem! ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/3 "2005-07-28T03:35:58Z")
Have you ever been arrested? Have you ever gone to jail? What’s the best kind of grow-light for sinsemilla? How do I rip CDs from the library to make mp3s for bittorent? ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/4 "2005-07-28T03:46:35Z")
I need medical waste disposal advice NOW! Post our Social Security numbers and let’s see who’s got the highest! Post if your drunkx to! Who’s your favorite banned ex-poster? Any prostitutes here? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/5 "2005-07-28T03:47:59Z")
“Help me think up some new racial slurs.” “Are there any truly undetectable poisons and where can I get some?” “Please do this homework assignment for me.” “Every day I pray to God to kill all of the filthy degenerate (\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_)s in America.” “Time Cube is for real and I can prove it!” “I burning your pie.” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/6 "2005-07-28T03:49:29Z")
X and X and X and X and X posters are trolls! And here’s proof! Post your favorite hackz and warez. Tech Freaks, how can I steal cable from my neighbor’s box? Rate my manboobs. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/7 "2005-07-28T03:54:22Z")
These were actually posted on a messageboard where I used to be a moderator: “Come see my GF’s new chestworks.” “Hey look, a pic of a guy with a lightbulb up his butt.” “Let’s trade crystal meth recipes.” ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/8 "2005-07-28T04:08:16Z")
Post here to let us know you’re going to bed. Post the most TMI TMI thing you can think of about yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/9 "2005-07-28T04:42:45Z")
Cancer cured! Jimmy Hoffa’s body found! Details below. ---
**Author:** ![DeadlyAccurate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac91a4/32.png) [@DeadlyAccurate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeadlyAccurate)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/10 "2005-07-28T04:47:49Z")
Where do I find serial numbers for all this software I got online? Do you want to reduce to mortgage? Here’s how! Let’s all say things about the mods in l33t-speak. ---
**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/11 "2005-07-28T05:35:15Z")
How long does it take cement to set up and can they ever find a body under it? Let’s make the Longest. Thread. Ever! My neighbor’s growing pot. If I steal it, how much should I sell it for? It’s really not a pyramid scheme; but if you just send me five dollars . . . ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/12 "2005-07-28T05:42:57Z")
Let’s see who can get the largest inanimate objects up their butt!! African royalty needs monetary shelter!! I need to get rid of two kees of blow. NOW. What number am I thinking of? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/13 "2005-07-28T09:01:20Z")
Why don’t women go for nice guys? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/14 "2005-07-28T09:12:04Z")
want to see what twenty thousand smileys looks like? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/15 "2005-07-28T09:35:42Z")
10,000 posts – only one hundred more to go! ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/16 "2005-07-28T09:37:52Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Diagnose my medical problem! Dammit that was mine from two days ago!!! ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/17 "2005-07-28T09:38:54Z")
How do I make an explosive device and where is the best place to set it off? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/18 "2005-07-28T09:56:38Z")
Wow, this is so taboo no one’s even said it yet. “Cecil’s a Fucking Crackpot” ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/19 "2005-07-28T09:59:40Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > Wow, this is so taboo no one’s even said it yet. I was going to do one about tingly feeling in the left arm but apparently no heart attack symptoms online mention anything about the left arm. Have I been whooshed all these years? ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/20 "2005-07-28T10:17:32Z")
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Diagnose my problem!!! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=2)