# Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/21 "2005-07-28T10:20:28Z")
What’s the rudest word you know? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/22 "2005-07-28T10:24:48Z")
Melp I pit my fed. I fink sits pok fut my cant fe srure. Fevryfing feems mormal. fut my hab bis flit bod meeling fat momefing si mot rite. ---
**Author:** ![EarthStone777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@EarthStone777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EarthStone777)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/23 "2005-07-28T12:25:58Z")
Check out this site. It has a face hidden in the picture but you have to look real close… It also has cool music so you’ll want to turn your speakers all the way up… ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/24 "2005-07-28T12:37:39Z")
These can’t be real? Right? Link ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/25 "2005-07-28T12:51:23Z")
Ask the Troll. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/26 "2005-07-28T12:51:57Z")
You can get free energy! Details inside! Jesus Christ IS the Lord and you shall burn in Hell if you forsake him! (crossposted in EVERY forum) OMG! Type NYC into MS Word and switch to webdings! Conspiracy! ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/27 "2005-07-28T13:10:02Z")
Tell the people on this other message board that I post on what a bunch of dorks they are. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/28 "2005-07-28T14:06:07Z")
[Fellow Poster], your private email to me totally crossed the line! Dopers, take sides! I love to declaw cats I was an ass to freaky slut at school. But I really like her. How big a jerk was I? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/29 "2005-07-28T14:07:20Z")
List all the CIA undercover operatives you know – by name. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/30 "2005-07-28T14:26:15Z")
I’m leaving and never coming back because I hate everyone of you and the Mods are all against me and besides the CIA is after me so I’m going to go join Al Queda and kill Americans ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/31 "2005-07-28T14:45:47Z")
Arson _now_! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/32 "2005-07-28T14:51:34Z")
Can you think of something that is too mundane and pointless to post? So there’s not such thing as a “stupid question”? Oh yeah? Check this one out… Use this thread to add to your post count. Just post. No content required. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/33 "2005-07-28T14:52:52Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > OMG! Type NYC into MS Word and switch to webdings! Conspiracy! I can’t believe I just did this. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Seren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19adc/32.png) [@Seren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seren)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/34 "2005-07-28T15:11:38Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > I can’t believe I just did this. :smack: Glad I wasn’t the only one… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/35 "2005-07-28T15:18:02Z")
“Does anyone live near [\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_], and like beating people up?” “Guaranteed money! 100% legal! - this really works!” “I need creative revenge suggestions” “I can’t think of anything- use this thread to pit something you don’t like” “This place is a f\*\*\*ing clique!” “Is it OK to steal something if I think the price is too high?” ---
**Author:** ![ethelbert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@ethelbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ethelbert)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/36 "2005-07-28T15:30:58Z")
Aquaman’s a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/37 "2005-07-28T15:36:09Z")
How many different names do you post under? This Board is so good, the Reader should charge **more!** Someone look at these naked photos of my 8 year old daughter and tell me if they’re pornographic link How to break the copyright protection on any DVD in the world Cecil is real! Ed Zotti is a pseudonym! Ancient Torah code proves Israel behind terrorist attacks ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/38 "2005-07-28T15:59:56Z")
Email Me For A Tremendous Money Making Opportunity I Need Legal Advice About Suing a Doper For Bad Medical Advice ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/39 "2005-07-28T16:13:51Z")
> [@cabdude](#): > > What’s the rudest word you know? Semprini. I just had lunch with **Tuba** and think she is really cute. ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/40 "2005-07-28T17:48:53Z")
So what _are_ the three words ending in -gry? And while we’re at it, who is the coolest/cutest/most obnoxious Doper? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=3)