# Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/41 "2005-07-28T17:55:25Z")
The main character dies at the end of **this new movie**! WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/42 "2005-07-28T19:17:34Z")
> [@Seren](#): > > Glad I wasn’t the only one… 😛 Nor me! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/43 "2005-07-28T21:06:12Z")
Contest! Link to the freakiest porn! Here’s who’s on my Ignore list, and why. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/44 "2005-07-28T21:47:46Z")
10,000 posts – only ninety more to go! ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/45 "2005-07-28T22:01:48Z")
What kind of pills are these, I think I bought the wrong stuff What all brands of MP3 players allow you to copy/paste songs without copyright protection Lets all troll another message board and get a message board war going on Its not really rape if you ask afterwards right What all websites can I go to to buy medicines that don’t require a prescription ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/46 "2005-07-28T22:19:48Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Post the most TMI TMI thing you can think of about yourself. Heh, I actually had something close to this before. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/47 "2005-07-28T22:47:47Z")
**"Fat People Suck"** ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/48 "2005-07-29T00:43:26Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > Let’s see who can get the largest inanimate objects up their butt!! But nobody would ever ever ever _ever ever_ start a thread about sticking his wedding ring up his nose. Ever. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/49 "2005-07-29T01:26:47Z")
“Does anyone want to see pictures of my ruptured abscess?” Robin ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/50 "2005-07-29T01:38:34Z")
“Medical Dopers: What kind of shrapnel doesn’t show up on X-rays?” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/51 "2005-07-29T01:50:15Z")
Why I Am Better Than All Of You, Including Cecil ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/52 "2005-07-29T01:56:46Z")
Someone (who shall remain nameless) started a similar thread here: > **[Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=267111)** > > For some reason, lately there seems to have been a number of threads (particularly in GQ) that have been shut down very quickly. So I was wondering about starting a thread to invent topics you know would be like a red flag to all the moderators. ... That was posted solely to avoid repetition. Hmm might as well post a “forbidden thread” while I’m here. **"How do I set up a gynecologist’s office without having a medical degree ? (or High School Diploma for that matter).** ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/53 "2005-07-29T02:29:28Z")
**hauss \> Qadgop the Mercotan I pit Cecil Adams. Share your suicide plan!** ---
**Author:** ![polgatio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e495f1/32.png) [@polgatio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/polgatio)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/54 "2005-07-29T03:04:09Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > OMG! Type NYC into MS Word and switch to webdings! Conspiracy! Accidentally clicked wingdings. Scary. -Erotic ASCII art. Post yours! -3.1415926535897932362647950… -Punch the monkey! (links inside) ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/55 "2005-07-29T08:26:31Z")
Let’s swap prescription medicines! Share you recipies for cooking household pets I can _prove_ the holocaust never happened Jesus loves you, but he isn’t crazy about that tie. So what’s good for huffing these days? ---
**Author:** ![Ruckinge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/977dab/32.png) [@Ruckinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruckinge)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/56 "2005-07-29T09:46:34Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > Share your suicide plan!\*\* I’m one of those people who like to browse occasionally but only recently joined to ask a GQ question (here I am almost a month later…) I remember someone, at some point, had a thread about really cool or unusual/original suicide ideas. It seemed like it’d be locked, but I don’t remember it being so. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/57 "2005-07-29T12:47:03Z")
Ask the Necrophiliac. With links! ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/58 "2005-07-29T13:17:52Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Ask the Necrophiliac. With links! I’m not lying, I came in here to post: “Necrophilic tips and tricks?” Anywho… “I think I beat my wife too hard…” “What can I mix with Extasy for a mellower high?” ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/59 "2005-07-29T13:41:43Z")
Reslaveification – the nigger’s last, best hope? So who does God hate more: Jews or fags? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/60 "2005-07-29T14:31:16Z")
Scan your driver’s license and post the picture - let’s see who’s scariest! Here’s how to access the SDMB using your neighbor’s wireless link. Cecil, you rat bastard, you were WRONG!!!11! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=4)