# Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/61 "2005-07-29T14:50:19Z")
> [@mamboman](#): > > I can _prove_ the holocaust never happened Oh, let’s _really_ offend people … Nazi Germany Was a Jewish Conspiracy – No Jews Actually Died In The Holocaust! > [@Rube E. Tewesday](#): > > Reslaveification – the nigger’s last, best hope? In the same spirit … Slavery – It’s Whitey’s Turn Now ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/62 "2005-07-29T15:11:57Z")
{{{pulls up chair, waits for thread to go up in flames}}} ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/63 "2005-07-29T15:31:51Z")
> [@polgatio](#): > > 3.1415926535897932362647950… 3.14159265358979323 **84** 6264 **33832** 7950… (As a pitting of the thread quoted above.) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/64 "2005-07-29T15:38:53Z")
> [@Rube E. Tewsday](#): > > So who does God hate more: Jews or fags? “Pitting **Rube E. Tewsday** - Everyone know God hates Jew fags more than either Jews or fags.” ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/65 "2005-07-29T15:41:20Z")
[right]…[/right] ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/66 "2005-07-29T16:10:50Z")
**Header:** PLEASE READ THIS IMMEDIATELY EVERYONE!!! **OP:** How do I get these capers out of the jar? ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/67 "2005-07-29T16:16:28Z")
**Re: NYC in Webdings** > [@polgatio](#): > > Accidentally clicked wingdings. Scary. Whoa! I tried webdings first and I thought Aw that’s cute but wingdings!? Well it’s obviously the evil 'dings. Anyway , unsuitable threads… ‘How much would you charge if you were selling a baby?’ ‘Ever been to a cock-fight or a dog-fight? Don’t know what all the fuss is about. Harmless fun.’ ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/68 "2005-07-29T16:16:50Z")
I’m going to kill myself. But before I go, I want to do a little good in the world. So, who should I take out with me? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/69 "2005-07-29T16:58:27Z")
Why the fuck do the fucking mods keep closing my threads??? What does All Your Base belong to us mean? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/70 "2005-07-29T17:02:28Z")
**Ask the undercover CIA agent.** **Dopers - share links to your commercial sites here!** **Debate the existence of Og.** P.S. That NYC webdings/wingdings thing is weird. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/71 "2005-07-29T17:08:03Z")
> [@polgatio](#): > > Accidentally clicked wingdings. Scary… Hmm… in Wingdings, it looks like something that could be worded into “Kill Jews Good” In Webdings, it looks like “I love the city”, or “I love New York”. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/72 "2005-07-29T18:01:59Z")
“Please recommend a donkey show.” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/73 "2005-07-29T18:09:22Z")
Threads which you wouldn’t think would be a problem, but always are: **Cats: Inside or Outside** **Paul Verhoeven is a misunderstood genius** ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/74 "2005-07-29T18:14:22Z")
Best ways to torture my cat without actually killing it? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/75 "2005-07-29T18:20:23Z")
Tell you what, add the sum of the digits of your credit card number and it’s expiration date, and I’ll tell you what it is, based on that sum. Is it XXX-XXX-XXX-XXX and XX/XX? It’s not? What is it, then? Really, I could have sworn it was the other. Oh, well. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/76 "2005-07-29T19:18:29Z")
Post the Real Life Phone Numbers of Neighbors and Family You Don’t Like And Let’s All Prank Call Them ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/77 "2005-07-29T21:21:56Z")
\*\*What Are The Best Weapons To Get Past Metal Detectors? Whoever Posts Last In This Thread, Wins!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/78 "2005-07-29T21:27:24Z")
I Know It Was Just Closed But I Was Having Fun So … ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/79 "2005-07-29T22:31:19Z")
Can you believe the jerks on _this_ message board? Link ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/80 "2005-07-29T22:51:43Z")
How I stopped the neighbors dog spoiling my BBQ. Smegma as cream cheese substitute [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=5)