# Topics That Are Sure To Be Closed Strikes Back. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520 "2005-07-28T03:27:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/101 "2005-08-01T02:23:09Z")
What’s the best way to get the gold out of dental fillings? (On at least a semi-industrial scale. Need answer fast.) ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/102 "2005-08-01T03:51:08Z")
The “Show Us Your Tits” thread- flop 'em out, ladies! It’s 4:20. Who wants to burn one? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/103 "2005-08-01T05:15:12Z")
What’s wrong with my poop? (pics inside) ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/104 "2005-08-01T08:17:32Z")
> [@polgatio](#): > > > [@bouv](#): > > > > OMG! Type NYC into MS Word and switch to webdings! Conspiracy! > > Accidentally clicked wingdings. Scary. Just tried both. :eek: 😃😃😃 Adam ---
**Author:** ![FatBaldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@FatBaldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FatBaldGuy)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/105 "2005-08-01T16:03:51Z")
> [@Reeder](#): > > Any criticism I post about Duhbya. Remarkably prophetic. [Reeder has been banned.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327999) ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/106 "2005-08-01T16:57:34Z")
Is it safe to spray whipped cream in my stoma? ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/107 "2005-08-02T18:11:50Z")
I hear they used to use tapeworms as a weight-loss program. Where can I get some? In what states is it legal to marry your cousin? (And how much would it cost?) ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/108 "2005-08-02T20:57:46Z")
“The Day of the Rope” – which end will you be on? ---
**Author:** ![m0r1arty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@m0r1arty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/m0r1arty)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520/109 "2005-11-29T00:37:30Z")
[" Searching Far And Wide For Cycling Companion."](http://thorntree.lonelyplanet.com/messagepost.cfm?postaction=reply&catid=32&threadid=776884&messid=6606542&STARTPAGE=1&parentid=0&from=9) tee hee -m0r [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-that-are-sure-to-be-closed-strikes-back/314520.md?page=5)