# Topics we can all agree on!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 23, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977 "2005-12-23T15:56:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/21 "2005-12-23T18:53:04Z")

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Too much pain will make someone grumpy.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/22 "2005-12-23T19:17:01Z")

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> [@Nic2004](#):
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> The smell of fresh bread baking.

Not if you are hungry and cannot afford the bread.

> [@Nic2004](#):
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> Children laughing.

Not if you are a child and they are laughing at you ☹

Malls in December are fine in non-christian countries.

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/23 "2005-12-23T19:21:56Z")

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1. **Bippy the Beardless** is missing the point of this thread 😃

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/24 "2005-12-23T19:22:25Z")

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Somebody will always disagree with anything we say.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/25 "2005-12-23T19:24:16Z")

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> [@Nature's Call](#):
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> The only constant is change.

That and the speed of light in a vacuum.

> [@](#):
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> x + y = y + x

For suitable definitions of +.

I suppose that one thing we can all agree on is that there’s very little we can actually all agree on.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/26 "2005-12-23T19:24:40Z")

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> [@Dob](#):
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> 1. Baby killers are bad

Hey, those babies had it coming… viciously attacking Hat McCoy like that. He did it in self-defense.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/27 "2005-12-23T19:32:48Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Somebody will always disagree with anything we say.

Wrong!

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/28 "2005-12-23T19:40:22Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Wrong!

Thank You. 😃

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/29 "2005-12-23T19:55:12Z")

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> [@jrfranchi](#):
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> Somebody will always disagree with anything we say.

no, they won’t.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/30 "2005-12-23T20:00:20Z")

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Orgasms are very very nice.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/31 "2005-12-23T20:01:45Z")

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> [@Bippy the Beardless](#):
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> Not if you are hungry and cannot afford the bread.
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> Not if you are a child and they are laughing at you ☹
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> Malls in December are fine in non-christian countries.

**Bippy** is an old grumpy grump and needs to be tickled. 😉

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/32 "2005-12-23T20:10:36Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> **Bippy** is an old grumpy grump and needs to be tickled. 😉

I completely agree. You know for the sake of being agreeable.

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**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/33 "2005-12-23T20:15:41Z")

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We are all going to die.

[sub]Happy Holidays![/sub]

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/34 "2005-12-23T20:27:02Z")

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> [@Large Marge](#):
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> We are all going to die.
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> [sub]Happy Holidays![/sub]

not me. I’m going to supernova sometime after the year 2040

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**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/35 "2005-12-23T20:36:29Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> That and the speed of light in a vacuum.
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> For suitable definitions of +.
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> I suppose that one thing we can all agree on is that there’s very little we can actually all agree on.

Since you stole my thunder on “+”, I’ll take yours on the speed of light. It is periodically postulated that the speed of light is a function of time or space, so I’ll try some:

1. When in doubt, breathe.
2. There are worst ways to spend time than at The Straight Dope.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/36 "2005-12-23T20:36:31Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Well, I take exception to that.
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> I live in Seattle.

_peeks out the window_

Aw, cripes. You’re right.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/37 "2005-12-23T20:37:18Z")

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Headaches SUCK . I have had a bad one pretty steady for going on 3 days now, so I know what I am talking about.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/38 "2005-12-23T21:45:47Z")

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As my father used to tell me, “Hon, wherever you go in life, there will always be someone who doesn’t like you.”

“Because you’re annoying.”

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/39 "2005-12-23T21:51:18Z")

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-we-can-all-agree-on/336977/40 "2005-12-23T22:24:23Z")

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Pie is delicious.

Hawaiian vacations are great. 🙂 (I leave tomorrow for the sunshine! Yay!)

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