# Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754 "2004-07-19T02:11:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/1 "2004-07-19T02:11:25Z")
For some reason, lately there seems to have been a number of threads (particularly in GQ) that have been shut down _very_ quickly. So I was wondering about starting a thread to invent topics you _know_ would be like a red flag to all the moderators. You might think I’m doing this just to see how long it might take the mods to shut \*this \* thread down. No - my motives are of the purest and noblest quality. 😃 Yes, you could say I am doing this as an SDMB service by illustrating to others what NOT to post. :rolleyes: Actually, I’m doing this because this is going to be one heck of a fun thread don’t you think? Well just to get things started, some threads that could have the moderators sit up and take notice are: [ul]Hi Dopers. Now that we’ve learned about ‘how to jump your electric meter’, I’m looking for other ways to stretch my household expense dollar. Therefore, “How do I get free HBO” ?[/ul] [ul]I’m one of the younger Dopers so maybe some older folks can tell me what my Mom and Dad do almost every night. They sure make quite a racket and usually end up out of breath. I think they might be exercising. Sometimes when my Dad is away, a neighbor comes over and helps my mother exercise too. (My Mom’s quite a health nut huh?) Any suggestions about setting up a low-light-situation video camera so I can see what they are doing?[/ul] [ul]I’m a rich Nigerian and you could make _ **millions** _ of dollars. What is your bank account number?[/ul] [ul]Your credit card number is a clue to your personality. Don’t believe me? Just enter your credit card number and I’ll give you a complete personality profile.[/ul] [ul]How can I defeat and/or bypass all those energy-grabbing anti-pollution devices in my automobile engine?[/ul] Okay, how about some of the other SDMB folks out there? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/2 "2004-07-19T02:16:53Z")
Can Anyone Tell Me the Best Place to Download MP3’s and Not Get Caught By the RIAA? Naked Pics of the Mods! Come Get Them While They’re Hot! A Tubgirl Introspective, With Pictures! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/3 "2004-07-19T02:17:38Z")
Well, this one is a good bet. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/4 "2004-07-19T02:21:18Z")
Thanks for the encouragement Ilsa. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RingOfFire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47774/32.png) [@RingOfFire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RingOfFire)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/5 "2004-07-19T02:26:06Z")
Well, usually any one involving various pothead paraphenilia. The second anti-bush reeder thread of the day on the pit frontpage. How does the anti-siphon gastank work. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/6 "2004-07-19T03:11:13Z")
Kiss me! I’m a Pirate! (RIAA SUCCCORS!) Bongs - How do you build one? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/7 "2004-07-19T04:01:01Z")
\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ deserves to die and hope they do. Best ways to get away with murder. Why I want to kill \_\_\_\_\_\_ and when I will do it. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/8 "2004-07-19T04:05:14Z")
Howzabout: The Chicago Reader’s Stuff Isn’t Worth Copyrighting, but If It Was, Here’s How to Distribute it Yourself and Make Money on the Side Some Call It Stalking, I Call It Admiring: Real Names, Addresses, Phone Numbers and Naked Photos of Hot Doper Chicks If I Wanted To Sneak Into the White House With a Mechanical Clock for the Staff, how could I go about it? ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/9 "2004-07-19T04:09:30Z")
Any topic involving sex, drugs or rock and roll. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/10 "2004-07-19T07:11:32Z")
‘Aan [bijna] alle SDMB leden: Jij kan dit niet lezen. Ik wèl. Het zou bijzonder leuk zijn - voor mij - om wat sappige Nederlandse vloeken toe te voegen. Maar dat zal ik niet doen. Goeiedag.’ Something like this? ---
**Author:** ![lemon\_martini2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@lemon\_martini2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lemon_martini2)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/11 "2004-07-19T10:40:36Z")
How about ‘How can I get real good quality underage topless pics without there being any evidence left on my computer’? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/12 "2004-07-19T10:55:15Z")
So, what _are_ the three words that end in -gry? Let’s all pull up a lawn chair! Ok get this; a gay dude, a black dude, a fat dude, and Ed Zotti walk into a bar… Hitler: Bad rap? Alex Chiu wanted me to come and ask… Can’t quite sing along to _It’s the End of the World as we know it_ yet? Here are the lyrics for practice Pussies, balls, and holes (I swear it’s about taking my cat golfing!) Whatever happened to **handy**? The Official Jack Dean Tyler Appreciation Thread[sup]TM[/sup] Shmaa, see, you’ll never take me alive, modders! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/13 "2004-07-19T11:55:13Z")
My other screen names are \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. What are yours? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/14 "2004-07-19T12:18:56Z")
ABTM ~ How do you hack into the SDMB moderator’s forums? GQ ~ How do you sell, buy, grow or synthesize illegal drugs? GD ~ Have the Mods become Putz’s? CS ~ The Complete Lyrics Thread IMHO ~ POLL: If so&so gets assassinated, how do you react? MPSIMS ~ New Game! Pad Your Post Count! The BBQ Pit ~ I WISH YOU ALL TO DIE! - Just kidding! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/15 "2004-07-19T18:51:12Z")
Quick-what’s the source code for the SDMB? I want to build my own bulletin board, but I don’t want to buy the software! I’m 13 and I’m too chicken to tell my folks I’m pregnant so they can take me to Planned Parenthood-how do I do an at home abortion? Confessions of a Kiddy Pornographer Your favorite bomb recipes ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/16 "2004-07-19T19:29:50Z")
“How to get cheap DVDs of current movies (some even before they hit the theaters)!” “Let’s talk about Nazis and circumcision” “Terrorism. What kind of threats would really work?” “Home addresses and phone numbers of some Dope Mods. Anyone got the rest?” ---
**Author:** ![CrazyCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CrazyCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrazyCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/17 "2004-07-19T19:33:44Z")
GD–Resolved: **Poster of your choice** is a big fat lying idiot who should drop dead. IMHO–Why do abusive owners insist on maiming their cats by declawing them? GQ–How can I turn this vase into a bong? MPSIMS–This forum has been graped by **The Grapist** GD–I have been chosen by He Who Is Called I Am to smite the wicked, prepare to die ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/18 "2004-07-19T19:58:01Z")
> [@gum](#): > > ‘Aan [bijna] alle SDMB leden: Jij kan dit niet lezen. Ik wèl. Het zou bijzonder leuk zijn - voor mij - om wat sappige Nederlandse vloeken toe te voegen. Maar dat zal ik niet doen. Goeiedag.’ > > Something like this? Bekijk je rug, **gum**. Je mond schrijft cheques die je lichaam niet kan incasseren. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/19 "2004-07-19T19:59:53Z")
\*\*How can .9999999… = 1 ? \*\* **1920’s Style Death Rays - Thread 2 - a mere 1,000 postings in that first thread were _not_ enough to tell the _real_ story.** ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/20 "2004-07-19T20:16:30Z")
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