# Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754 "2004-07-19T02:11:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/41 "2004-07-20T06:19:34Z")
Is it true that duck’s quacks don’t echo?? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/42 "2004-07-20T15:34:48Z")
> [@Ranchoth](#): > > Good music for Onanism? Phyl Collins: I can feel it coming in the air tonight. (thanks Spitting Image, TV show) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/43 "2004-07-20T15:43:11Z")
> [@Coldfire](#): > > Bekijk je rug, **gum**. Je mond schrijft cheques die je lichaam niet kan incasseren. 😃 Brilliant. I can’t write it (very well), but I _can_ read it, and this one had me spraying coffee on the laptop. Really, it’s an admonition that works in any language 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/44 "2004-07-20T15:46:29Z")
Oh and **gum** , (concentrates hard) Jij is een hoender. (Forgive any errors. Or the sentiment 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/45 "2004-07-20T19:07:36Z")
Please recommend a spammer-friendly ISP Join my Ponzi scheme! Get rich quick! How can I get free cable/satellite TV? ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/46 "2004-07-20T19:33:42Z")
Quote: Originally Posted by gum\* ‘Aan [bijna] alle SDMB leden: Jij kan dit niet lezen. Ik wèl. Het zou bijzonder leuk zijn - voor mij - om wat sappige Nederlandse vloeken toe te voegen. Maar dat zal ik niet doen. Goeiedag.’ Something like this? \* Originally posted by **Coldfire** > [@](#): > > Bekijk je rug, gum. Je mond schrijft cheques die je lichaam niet kan incasseren. Hehehehehehe 🙂 Originally posted by **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** > [@](#): > > - Oh and gum, (concentrates hard) > > Jij is een hoender \* Hahahaha 🙂 I’m a fowl? 😉 \*[shall I translate the whole shebang? \*] gum: “To [nearly] all SDMB members: You can’t read this. I càn. It would be extremely nice - for me - to add some juicy Dutch curse-words. But I won’t. Goodday”. Something like this? **Coldfire** : “Look at your back, gum. Your mouth writes cheques your body can’t collect”. **TellMeI’mNotCrazy** Oh, and gum, You’re a fowl. [end of translation.] Fun thread, **wolf\_meister** ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/47 "2004-07-20T20:04:20Z")
Why won’t my pirated software work? Why did \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ get banned??? I post “1”, 2nd poster “2”, 3rd “3”, and so on (cool game!) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/48 "2004-07-20T20:13:55Z")
**A B** rilliant idea, **CD**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/49 "2004-07-20T20:43:40Z")
**E** ven **F** ucking **G** reat ---
**Author:** ![START](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@START](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/START)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/50 "2004-07-20T20:53:22Z")
Anything about Kazaa or using Kazaa ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/51 "2004-07-20T22:06:10Z")
I’ll be in \_\_\_\_\_\_\_ this weekend. Anyone know where I can score some cocaine? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/52 "2004-07-21T00:07:08Z")
Why was my political thread in General Questions closed? I started a new thread on the same topic, so why was that closed too? I am going to be banned because I dare to question authority. The rest of you on this message board are conformist sheep. My political question is extremely important for the future of our country, so why did the moderators close the third thread on the subject I opened in General Questions? They persecuted Galileo, they persecuted Einstein, they persecuted Columbus…and now they’re coming after me. Since you people cannot appreciate my insights, I am leaving the boards forever. Wait, one more thing, Coldfire is a jerk. This is my last post on the SDMB. When I’m gone you all will be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/53 "2004-07-21T01:11:15Z")
**Starting A Brothel** I’ve always wanted to be self-employed and I figured brothels can be a lucrative business opportunity. Still I need some advice. How do I get venture capital? Will the Small Business Administration help me out? Should I go to my local Chamber of Commerce? What about advertising? Then again, I’d need to have some young, attractive employees who are willing to work late hours - but the pay can be good. Would the SDMB mind if I used the boards as a way to attract potential, young, attractive, sexy, curvaceous, uninhibited female employees ? ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/54 "2004-07-21T01:27:01Z")
My In-Depth, Scene-by-Scene Opinion of (Insert name of movie just realeased that day.) ---
**Author:** ![Anthropomorphic\_Mouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Anthropomorphic\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anthropomorphic_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/55 "2004-07-21T01:38:17Z")
**Please Mods, for the love of all that is holy, close this thread!** _Or is that just too obvious?_ **What’s the best way to stalk your favorite celebrity?** **Quick! What’s the best way to hide all these corpses before the cops get here?** ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/56 "2004-07-21T02:56:32Z")
I can’t breath, should I see a doctor? What’s the safest way to deal cocaine? I’m setting up my own meth lab, any suggestions? I’m having an affair with my neighbor’s pet rottweiler. Do-it-yourself abortion advice. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/57 "2004-07-21T12:30:09Z")
DoperA is my spouse and we just had a really big fight. I’m starting this thread to air all our dirty laundry and tell you what a huge prick he is so you guys will take sides. Here is a link to a thread on another board I post on. These guys are jackasses. Why don’t you guys all flood their board. ---
**Author:** ![lemon\_martini2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@lemon\_martini2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lemon_martini2)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/58 "2004-07-21T12:59:11Z")
Post on this thread if you hate **Doper A** I know this thread has already been posted but I thought it would be nice to start a separate one… And my fave 😃 I’m looking for a preteen girl to abduct.How can I do it without arousing police suspicion? ---
**Author:** ![Andros\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Andros\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andros_X)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/59 "2004-07-21T14:29:19Z")
When serving human kidneys, what wine should one serve with the meal? ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/60 "2004-07-21T15:02:49Z")
> [@Andros\_X](#): > > When serving human kidneys, what wine should one serve with the meal? A nice chianti, of course. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754.md?page=4)