# Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754 "2004-07-19T02:11:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/81 "2004-07-26T09:39:24Z")
Let’s re-visit closed threads and banned posters. Is the porno on this website legal? Anyone here experienced in performing armed robbery? I want to buy children. If you are traveling to the Bahamas, I have connections there for drugs and prostitutes. Seeking partner for extortion plan. ---
**Author:** ![IHaveARottweiler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@IHaveARottweiler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHaveARottweiler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/82 "2004-07-26T11:37:27Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I killed the next door neighbours dog. My mum did that once when my idjit next door neighbour had this uncontrollable pitbull… technically she did it twice but the second time she had gotten my uncle to take it to the vet and have it put down because had gotten into our yard… well technically MUM didn’t do it… I guess this really is for another thread… ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/83 "2004-07-26T14:07:45Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > " > “Techniques for fellating a Llama?” :eek:, :o anyway, other titles… This message board sucks, you should all move over to the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ boards. I have a pair of air filters for SU sidedraft carbs. Start bidding at $12.95. Lance Armstrong prevents a German from winning Tour de France. Why do the French spit on him? (This last one I actually just heard asked on the radio.) ---
**Author:** ![lemon\_martini2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3be4f8/32.png) [@lemon\_martini2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lemon_martini2)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/84 "2004-07-26T14:55:25Z")
See what happens when you click here This is a new sort of virus… I’m trying to put a spy camera into my daughter’s bedroom.Can anyone tell me how and if you’ve done it,post up the pictures? ---
**Author:** ![six\_personalities](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@six\_personalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six_personalities)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/85 "2004-09-23T14:31:48Z")
Why did I get banned for spamming every single forum? What the voices in my head told me to post… Round’em up dem niggers.I fancy a lynching! Doper Moms?Want to earn a little money?It’s simple.Give me your home addresses,your daughter’s details and how far you’ll let her go 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/86 "2004-09-23T15:01:43Z")
What’s the easiest hole to rape a fat chick in? “I hit a kid on a bike with my car.” ---
**Author:** ![six\_personalities](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@six\_personalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six_personalities)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/87 "2004-09-23T15:14:29Z")
I’m wondering whether I can post my last one and how long I’d last if I did 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/88 "2004-09-23T15:22:08Z")
> [@six\_personalities](#): > > I’m wondering whether I can post my last one and how long I’d last if I did 🙂 Try it. Worst that can happen is you get banned, and start up under a new name. You can make up 124 posts in a day. Ask me how. ---
**Author:** ![six\_personalities](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@six\_personalities](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six_personalities)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/89 "2004-09-23T15:29:06Z")
Even better.I’ll post under a different name.Then I’ll be free to continue posting 🙂 If anyone IS interested,add their details below 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/90 "2004-09-23T15:38:01Z")
> [@gum](#): > > **E** ven **F** ucking **G** reat **H** eck, **I** ’ll **J** oin! “Lets Revive The a… Thread!” “The Joy of Felching!” ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2004, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/91 "2004-09-23T16:34:20Z")
This is a Posting Race thread! The doper who posts the most time in the thread wins a cookie!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/92 "2004-09-24T04:56:07Z")
Please post links to sites where you can buy REAL marijuana online. ---
**Author:** ![QuarkChild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c5a1d2/32.png) [@QuarkChild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuarkChild)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/93 "2004-09-24T05:43:23Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > **Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” - NOT A Homework Problem** > Calaban can paint a room in 5 hours. Aerial can paint a room in 4 hours. If they both start painting at the same time, how long would it take them to finish? > Further, let us suppose that 30 minutes after these 2 have started, Prospero (who can paint a room in 6 hours) joins Calaban and Aerial in the painting project. How long would it take to paint the room under these conditions? > > Don’t just show answers. I would like for you to show _all_ work. > > Oh and I did mention this is _ **not** _ a homework problem didn’t I? I think it’s 1.75 hours, if Prospero is helping; otherwise it’s 2.2 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/94 "2004-09-24T06:18:07Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Actually I should have linked the last one. It was one of the funniest threads ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404&highlight=burrito). Techchick was banned? Wow, I never realized. ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/95 "2004-09-24T06:55:54Z")
Illegal steroids! I would never advocate the use of this stuff, I’m just wondering how I should use it? ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/96 "2004-09-24T07:47:16Z")
Hi! You guys up for a quiz or what? Since my Amstrad broke down, I asked my mate **No\_Personality** to post the questions and some of you responded like really quick. That was fab, but now I’ve got my own SDMB account - shelled out my 15 bucks!- so we can get on down and finish the job. You can email me with your answers when I’ve got my email account sorted. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/97 "2004-09-24T15:21:28Z")
> [@astro](#): > > [Actually I should have linked the last one. It was one of the funniest threads ever](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101404&highlight=burrito). _snicker_ Ukelele Ike is funny. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/98 "2004-09-24T20:05:47Z")
> [@detop](#): > > Is there a way to hide the heat signature of pot plants ? I wasn’t aware that they had much of a signature. Hmmm: How do I make GHB? I’m starting a column in my local paper called the Level Illicit Drug, any ideas for my pen name? How do I become a leet haxor? Like in a week. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/99 "2004-09-24T20:27:15Z")
Did I miss: “So who’s on your ignore list, and why?” ---
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/100 "2004-09-24T21:41:04Z")
How do I fake my own death, set my wife up for it and still collect the insurance money? How do I reactivate those little security tag thingies on store merchandise? Check out my Ebay auctions! Does anybody have a crack for Photoshop? Can you really blow up a car using Draino and a \_\_\_\_\_ \_\_\_\_\_? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754.md?page=6)