# Topics you KNOW the mods will shut down fast. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754 "2004-07-19T02:11:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/101 "2004-09-25T01:10:29Z")
**QuarkChild** Yes, that’s what I got too !!! (The problem is stated in posting #62) To be more precise it is: 1.7567567567… Hours and 2.2222222222…Hours Heck I _had_ to post that considering you went to the trouble of figuring it out. Nice to see you appreciate “Shakespeare”. LOL ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/102 "2004-09-25T01:33:07Z")
Nude photos of Edward G. Robinson- click here! ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/103 "2004-09-25T01:40:53Z")
Hey! I have a penis enlargement system that really works!!! Let’s have a thread with nothing but hijacks. Is Cecil a real person? Looting houses vacated by hurricane victims–practical problems? (posted in GD:) ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS G.W.BUSH IS AN EFFING MORON! Is there really more than one way to skin a cat? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/104 "2004-09-25T04:03:26Z")
This is my 23,845,456th post. Here’s a job opening for librarians. 😃 This thread was closed, so I’m going to ask again … Does anyone have the SDMB moderators home addresses? (Racial slur, filth, racial slur, filth, …) How can I program my webserver to disrupt the internet? How do I go about donating money to terrorist organizations? ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/105 "2004-09-25T05:37:02Z")
The **Mary Kay Letourneau** Appreciation Thread For those who do not know who she is: \*Letourneau was a 34-year-old elementary school teacher in suburban Seattle and a married mother of four in 1996 when her friendship with the then-12-year-old Fualaau mutated into flirtation and then sex. \* Let’s not just talk about Ms Letourneau either. Perhaps we can share stories of our _own_ school days and the intimate sexual encounters we had with _our_ teachers. The greater the age difference all the better. Stories which involve your teacher introducig you to kinky relationships, fetishes, heavy S&M, bestiality, trips to Thailand and the like would be greatly appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/106 "2004-09-25T05:52:19Z")
It should be OBVIOUS to any OPEN-MINDED READER OF THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS that… ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/107 "2004-09-25T16:24:08Z")
Here’s one > **[Tell me everything you know about vulgar words](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277586)** > > I’m doing an essay on the nature of vulgarity in language, and am writing about my observations on how some curse words drop out of our languages, becomes less offensive as they’re obsorbed and exploited by rap music and other entertainmnet, it’s... ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/108 "2004-09-25T16:32:48Z")
> [@5 time champ](#): > > Here’s one > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277586](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=277586) You called that one, alright 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/109 "2004-09-26T02:21:53Z")
The Post Complete Lyrics to Songs Game! GENERIC DRUGS CHEEP$$$ All Things Illegal The Stalker Appreciation Thread (SAT) Advertise Your Site Here (In General Questions) So what’s your opinion on pointless BBQ stuff? The Official Proctologist Picture Thread Radical Extremist Dopefest '04 Fuck People and do Big dRuGs THE CAPITALIZATION THREAD ~S&S ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/110 "2004-09-27T23:02:22Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > Cult movie appreciation thread - “Deep Throat”, “Devil In Miss Jones”, “Behind The Green Door” and related genres. I did a graduate paper on those films for a class on film censorship. I think they’d be considered a legitimate topic. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/111 "2004-09-27T23:07:49Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > What’s the most I should pay hit man? _ **I’m not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/112 "2004-09-27T23:40:08Z")
Why were my last four usernames banned? How to get the dope (and not the straight kind!) Write my research paper for MONEY Test - what happens if I press the “Submit Thread” button ten times? RED-HOT MOD-ON-MOD ACTION a monkey that i wish for, part deux ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/113 "2004-09-28T01:30:56Z")
\*I’ve been invited to join NAMBLA. Any members out there that could give me some newbie (hehehehe) advice? \*I like stealing bandwidth. How about you? \*My ex \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_, lives at \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ and wants everyone from the Dope (that can) to come over for a party on Friday night! He’s selling ‘adult novelty toys’ and although that’s not exactly legal here, I’m sure we could all use and appreciate a little fun this weekend. Come on down!! \*Fred Phelps is _my_ uncle. He really does mean well. Give him a break and I’ll be more than happy to explain why those folks are doomed to hell. \*I hate fatties!!! Why do we gotta let them live, huh? Why don’t they all just go away to some fat lovin’ island? \*Sko0lz ouT!11 lEtz skan pr0n hack boreds & toke dud31!!! wAY c0Ol!1! \*I hate my “friend” \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_! They’re talking shite about me in their locked LJ. You can read all about it here! Puleeeeeeeeeze post on my behalf. I didn’t do nothin’ to deserve this!! \*No really, I _do_ have some friends that are practicing Nazis/KKK members. You just don’t understand. ☹ Let us explain! ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/114 "2004-09-28T05:28:03Z")
Inexpensive gift ideas for children’s birthdays. Things like: “Glad Bag Underwater Action Adventure Helmet”. “Great Moments In Science: Ben Franklin Kite Re-Enactment Kit” “Isadora Duncan’s Scarf of Mischief”. ---
**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/115 "2004-09-28T09:40:15Z")
Dopers.I’ve been left in charge of the children this weekend.Now they’ve said they’re up for ANYTHING,so why not come and join us and see how much fun we can have. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754/116 "2004-09-28T14:39:38Z")
**IcelandBlue** Hey I’ve got some great gift ideas for the kids. (see above). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/topics-you-know-the-mods-will-shut-down-fast/255754.md?page=5)