# Torgo's 374th Post!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 10, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729 "2000-04-10T01:24:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/1 "2000-04-10T01:24:00Z")
Well, what can one say? It’s an honor, not only to have reached the pivotal 374-post milestone, but to have the support and admiration of all my SDMB bretheren. I’m sure that when I first joined this board many of you thought I would never reach this point–indeed, many of you thought I would never be able to stand erect and stop drooling–but here I am! Thanks again for all your wonderful support and please send porn, thank you. * * * “My hovercraft is full of eels.” ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/2 "2000-04-10T01:36:00Z")
Congratulations, Torgo! (Hey. Any excuse to party…) * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/3 "2000-04-10T06:35:00Z")
And are you having fun yet? With 374 posts in nearly a year, it seems as though you don’t post nearly enough mundane, pointless… stuff. You should go to ATMB and post about 30 test posts a day. ( ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/4 "2000-04-10T06:50:00Z")
Wait wait wait, you say you’re standing erect and not drooling now? Can we see some proof of this? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/5 "2000-04-10T06:57:00Z")
::slapping Torgo on the back:: Woo Hoo good buddy! Have a beer on me! Trust me, standing erect and not drooling is way overated IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/6 "2000-04-10T07:50:00Z")
Once my brother and my friend and I were all playing in the basement. There was a big metal pole in the basement. I hit my head on it. It hurt a lot. I sort of bent over and gasped out my pain. And drooled. So I was drooling and not erect. Here’s to Torgo! * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torgos-374th-post/15729/7 "2001-05-06T19:51:38Z")
Oh, Mother, look how our little Torgo has grown. And he’s still a \*\*\*\*\*\*\*. 😛