# Toronto Dopefest Revisited. (Calling Cerowyn, come in Cerowyn...)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665 "2002-03-11T20:07:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![New\_Improved\_Scott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f17d59/32.png) [@New\_Improved\_Scott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Improved_Scott)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665/141 "2002-07-14T23:03:45Z")

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Well, after receiving several threats to post more, I’m here, and just back in Montreal.

Some of the highlights include the great quotes from the trip:

Andygirl: “…and then they tried to exorcize my gay demons!”  
Eonwe: “Your demons are gay too?!?”

Eonwe: “I’m attracted to men for their wealth and power.”

LaurAnge: “I personally like to eat my coffee crisps anally!”

Heh.

And thanks to Cerowyn and The Other Angel for putting us up in TO, and Eonwe for putting up with us and the ride there.

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665/142 "2002-07-14T23:39:34Z")

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After the ride home, **Eonwe** seems attracted to men for more than their wealth and power. 😉 j/k

**Eonwe** : I guess I haven’t found the right man yet.  
**scott evil** : You just did.

Rippling buttocks, anyone? 😃

(As **Eonwe** pops open the hood…)

**scott evil** : Mmm… he’s taking out his dipstick and wiping it.

(Later…)

**scott evil** , to **Eonwe** : Let me feel your stick shift. Ooh, I _love_ its mushroom head.

**andygirl** complains about the het action in the back seat. **scott evil** : There’s backdoor action in the front seat.

One final though (for now, until I can think of others):

**YOU SMELL!**

😃

- s.e.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665/143 "2002-07-14T23:44:04Z")

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Don’t forget the _cracker eating experiment_ – in true Doper fashion (and perhaps with vague hopes of earning a spot as SD Scientific Advisors) an attempt was made to debunk the notion that it is impossible to eat six saltine crackers in 60 seconds without additional beverages. (We of course had assistance from restaurant staff who furnished us with aforementioned saltines.)

The result?  
Six saltines could not be eaten in 60 seconds. Attempts to do so resulted in gagging and **Kwyjibo** spitting cracker crumbs into **Andygirl’s** hair.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665/144 "2002-07-14T23:45:24Z")

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Damn…I forgot about that… 😃

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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/toronto-dopefest-revisited-calling-cerowyn-come-in-cerowyn/97665/145 "2002-07-15T00:15:13Z")

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**Charmian** …

Pose for me, baby. 🙂

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