# Toronto's alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 26, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410 "2013-05-26T15:45:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/141 "2013-11-14T16:01:08Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> And now Ford says he is suing the people who were interviewed by the police for what they disclosed to the police.

For defaming his reputation?

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**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/142 "2013-11-14T17:14:37Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> Except the politeness one.  
> **Canadians:**
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> “Yes, the mayor of Canada’s largest city is widely rumoured to have a drug issue.”
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> “Yes, he himself refers to his drunken stupors.”
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> “Yes, he’s on video threatening to kill someone, apparently while in a drunken stupor.”
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> “Yes, the police chief held a press conference announcing a video of the mayor smoking crack, which will be used in evidence against one of his close friends who is facing an extortion charge in relation to drug-trafficking.”
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> “Yes, he walks into cameras.”  
> **Everyone else in the World:**  
> **“_And he’s still in office?!?_”**  
> **Canadians:**  
> “Well, those are his personal issues, aren’t they? We don’t pry. He’ll deal with them, no doubt.”

I think it’s a matter of the city still running relatively smoothly. I mean, the mayor is an alcoholic druggie, but the city hasn’t descended into a wretched hive of scum and villainy. We have the luxury of laughing at his stupid personal choices.

We can’t _all_ have Nenshi’s, can we? 😃

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/143 "2013-11-14T17:21:37Z")

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> [@kushiel](#):
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> I think it’s a matter of the city still running relatively smoothly. I mean, the mayor is an alcoholic druggie, but the city hasn’t descended into a wretched hive of scum and villainy. We have the luxury of laughing at his stupid personal choices.

As others have pointed out, the mayor of Toronto isn’t a particularly powerful job; he can’t override council votes and very little executive power is vested in the office. It’s a job that basically gives you political capital though the ability to appoint people to committees, as well as the weight of the office. If you piss away your political capital, then you become a lame duck mayor. In a situation like this, the city simply continues running in almost precisely the manner it would have anyway.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/144 "2013-11-14T17:31:23Z")

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And what are the rest of us going to do about him? All we can do is point and laugh at this point.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/145 "2013-11-14T17:32:05Z")

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This is from TalkingPointsMemo under the title “[Eating Habits](http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/eating-habits)”:

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> On police reports that had Rob Ford cavorting with prostitutes, snorting coke, taking oxy, swilling vodka and telling one former staffer that “I banged your pussy," Mayor Ford responded this morning: “Olivia Gondek said that I wanted to eat her pussy, I never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home.”

Ford is the gift that keeps on giving, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/146 "2013-11-14T17:36:31Z")

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Oshawa is starting to look good.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/147 "2013-11-14T17:41:51Z")

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I lived in Toronto for 10 years. For sheer publicity value, this fat buffoon is the greatest thing to happen to Toronto (“the Good”) in years. Once this train wreck is removed from office, Toronto will sink back into dull obscurity.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2013, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/148 "2013-11-14T17:49:05Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> … Toronto will sink back into dull obscurity.

Not true! Toronto will always be loved for being the faithful companion of the Lone Ranger.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/149 "2013-11-15T01:45:07Z")

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I had no idea he had a wife and children until just now. :eek: Those poor kids.

The comments are, ahem, interesting.

> **[Rob Ford’s wife Renata makes rare public appearance to stand by her man -...](https://globalnews.ca/news/967315/rob-fords-wife-renata-makes-rare-public-appearance-to-stand-by-her-man/)**
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> Who is Renata Ford? The mayor is guarded about his family and he is rarely photographed with his wife outside of election campaigns.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/150 "2013-11-15T02:06:28Z")

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> [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> I had no idea he had a wife and children until just now. :eek: Those poor kids.
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> The comments are, ahem, interesting.
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> [Rob Ford’s wife Renata makes rare public appearance to stand by her man - Toronto | Globalnews.ca](http://globalnews.ca/news/967315/rob-fords-wife-renata-makes-rare-public-appearance-to-stand-by-her-man/)

According to him, he eats more than enough of his wife’s pussy at home. [http://youtu.be/JWj0en\_dQKI](http://youtu.be/JWj0en_dQKI)

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/151 "2013-11-15T02:20:55Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> For defaming his reputation?

Yup.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/152 "2013-11-15T12:00:30Z")

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Pussy is not fattening.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/153 "2013-11-15T13:52:02Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> Yup.

Rob Ford is a gift that keeps on giving.

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**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/154 "2013-11-15T14:29:09Z")

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His “I get enough pussy to eat at home” comment is the best so far. The rest of it just kind of disgusted me, especially when I heard his “apology” on the radio, I kept thinking, “wow what a self-centered asshole,” but now I’m picking up on the humor of it all.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/155 "2013-11-15T17:40:00Z")

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He and his city councillor brother’s radio show was canned earlier on in this matter, but has now been picked up by a radio station that has been described as Fox North, so the entertainment will continue.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/156 "2013-11-15T20:02:19Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> He and his city councillor brother’s radio show was canned earlier on in this matter, but has now been picked up by a radio station that has been described as Fox North, so the entertainment will continue.

[Sun News Network](http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/), actually.\* Sun News: betraying conservatives for cheap tabloid lolz since ???\*

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/157 "2013-11-15T20:05:14Z")

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> [@Muffin](#):
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> He and his city councillor brother’s radio show was canned earlier on in this matter, but has now been picked up by a radio station that has been described as Fox North, so the entertainment will continue.

How much money would people pay to watch Artie Lange interview this guy?

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/158 "2013-11-15T22:00:13Z")

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> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#):
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> Pussy is not fattening.

It is if you slather it with mayonnaise.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/159 "2013-11-15T22:00:38Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Not if you slather it in mayonnaise.

Is _that_ what poutine is?

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torontos-alleged-crack-smoking-mayor-why-is-he-still-in-office/659410/160 "2013-11-15T22:09:49Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> Is _that_ what poutine is?

No, that’s what ‘putain’ means. And kinky stuff like mayo will cost you extra.

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