# Torture your fellow Dopers--show us the most annoying web pages you can find! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 15, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773 "2008-02-15T18:27:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/21 "2008-02-16T07:12:27Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot] [Killer Japanese Seizure Robots!](http://www.starterupsteve.com/seizurebots/) [/QUOTE] Why do you find it necessary to share such a pointless…waitaminnit! Share? _Pointless?_ Moving thread from In My Humble Opinion to Mundane _Pointless_ Stuff I Must _Share_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/22 "2008-02-16T07:33:34Z")
You’re not getting off the hook that easy. You still have to open our links, darnit. > **[Myspace](https://myspace.com/soybuddha)** > > Discover, share and connect with culture, creativity, sound, images and people. ---
**Author:** ![Maui\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@Maui\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maui_Lion)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/23 "2008-02-16T08:25:05Z")
> **[The Llama Song](https://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama)** > > The Llama Song, a Flash Animated video by Burton Earny Good luck getting this out of your head. Bweehehehe. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/24 "2008-02-16T09:30:11Z")
Hmm, I wonder if I’ll get in trouble for this one. Well, you asked for the punishment. Poor dull layout? Check. Tremendously offensive theme? Check. Captioned in poorly broken English? Check. Years before I ever discovered the playful innocence of lolcats, my dark-side giggled at this website. [http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/](http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/) (Mostly SFW, no nudity or large profanities skewed across the top. No secret sounds to worry about either. Just a lot of terrible insults.) ---
**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/25 "2008-02-16T09:45:13Z")
[QUOTE=ForumBot] You’re not getting off the hook that easy. You still have to open our links, darnit. [http://www.myspace.com/soybuddha](http://www.myspace.com/soybuddha) [/QUOTE] That one is kind of awesome. I must now inflict it on all my friends. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2008, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/26 "2008-02-16T12:20:11Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **MrSquishy** : > I can’t really be sure whether this site is real or a joke: World Glaucoma Association > > Make sure you check out the Glaucoma Hymn link at the bottom right. BOTTOM RIGHT?!?! Heck, I’m much more concerned about those business-suited white guys who keep moving around in the upper left. Exactly what are they up to? I think they’re trying to stare at my cleavage. Such as it is. ---
**Author:** ![ThirdCultureKid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@ThirdCultureKid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThirdCultureKid)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/27 "2008-02-17T03:24:35Z")
[QUOTE=RoniaBorkason] Work safe, but noisy flash video. [I Love Egg](http://www.iloveegg.com) For English, click on the “Egg Song” link toward the upper left corner. Also available in Korean. [/QUOTE] I can’t help but wonder whether there’s some deep, sexualized context I’m missing here, because, well.. The damn song’s about.. EGGS! ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/28 "2008-02-17T05:16:12Z")
[Taokow’s Love Removal Machine.](http://taokow.tripod.com) (Totally “Front Page” pogromed) Some might not be able to access it for wont of compatiblity and general obsolescence. It’s my little corner of creamy awesomeness. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/29 "2008-02-17T05:46:20Z")
Wikipedia, by its very nature, is bound to be uneven. Some sections, however, [appear to have been written by an over excited ten year old](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thunderbirds_%28film%29#Differences_with_the_original). ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/30 "2008-02-17T15:09:50Z")
[http://www.superbad.com/](http://www.superbad.com/) You figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Nesyut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@Nesyut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nesyut)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/31 "2008-02-17T16:30:41Z")
[QUOTE=MrSquishy] Lots more here: [http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/](http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/) [/QUOTE] I’m going to commit heresy here, but that website is poorly designed itself, especially compared to some of the remarks he made about other sites. I think he played Random-Google-Ad-Placement-Happy-Fun-Time 😛 . As for my contribution, you can’t have annoying web pages without at least one mention of [Time Cube](http://www.timecube.com/)! I think it made most sense when I was browsing while on Temazepam. \ ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/32 "2008-02-17T19:21:50Z")
Behold, the [Greatest Joke Ever Told!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=314287) Read the whole thing and you’ll see why it belongs in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/33 "2008-02-17T19:30:40Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] As moderator, I am required to open every link to make sure they are work safe. You bastards. * * * waitaminnit! * * * Moving thread from In My Humble Opinion to Mundane _Pointless_ Stuff I Must _Share_. 😃 [/QUOTE] Throwing the dead cat into somebody else’s backyard, are we? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773/34 "2008-02-17T19:35:07Z")
[QUOTE=Czarcasm] As moderator, I am required to open every link to make sure they are work safe. You bastards. [/QUOTE] Thank you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers-show-us-the-most-annoying-web-pages-you-can-find/437773.md?page=1)