# Torture your fellow Dopers .... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220 "2000-02-27T17:07:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/21 "2000-02-27T23:45:00Z")
“I loove you. I honestly loooove yoouuuuuuu.” _sniff__sniff_ Now how do I get these songs back out of my head?!?!?!? _running screaming from room, clutching her pounding head_ Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh… * * * Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/22 "2000-02-28T00:40:00Z")
NickyLarson and Catrandom: Someone else is typing this for me, because my eyes burst right out of my head when I read the lyrics you two posted. There is a special circle in Hell waiting for you. They have speakers. They only play three songs–_Honey, Seasons in the Sun,_ and this delightful ditty… “Someone left a cake out In the rain I don’t think that I can take it Cause it took so long to bake it And I’ll never have that recipe Agaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn…” * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/23 "2000-02-28T00:52:00Z")
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me… Twice on the pipes, if the answer is nooooooooooo… * * * * * * Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS) ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/24 "2000-02-28T01:17:00Z")
Ouch, Girlby, that was truly a low blow. Am I the only one that _likes_ “Doo Wah Diddy” and “Under the Boardwalk”? OK, back on track … I was going to put a Michael Bolton song down, but that would be just because his contrived emotional wailing is abrasive. That doesn’t really fit the category. The songs should have a sickeningly catchy quality about them that can cause fits of homicidal rage … Shake your love I just can’t shake your love Shake your love I just can’t shake - Your Love Hated to have to pull out the Debbie Gibson this early, but … * * * “You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/25 "2000-02-28T01:18:00Z")
This is fun actually. “Ooh I’ve been to Georgia and California And anywhere I could run I took the hand of a preacher man And we made love in the sun But I ran out of places and friendly faces Because I had to be free I’ve been to paradise But I’ve never been to me” ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/26 "2000-02-28T01:22:00Z")
Lets get physical, physical, I wanna get physical… hear my body talk, body talk, body talk (k, so I don’t remember all the lyrics, but you know it) ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/27 "2000-02-28T01:30:00Z")
You’ve got me running, going out of my mind You’ve got me thinking that I’m wasting my time Don’t bring me down No no no no no. A-woo hoo! I’ll tell you once more before I get off the floor Don’t bring me down Don’t bring me down. BRUCE! Don’t bring me dow-ow-own. BRUCE! Don’t bring me down! BRUCE! Don’t bring me dow-ow-ow-own! * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/28 "2000-02-28T01:33:00Z")
You light up my life, You give me hope, to carry oOoOn… ---
**Author:** ![Edlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8797f3/32.png) [@Edlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edlyn)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/29 "2000-02-28T01:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Milossarian: > **Am I the only one that _likes_ “Doo Wah Diddy” and “Under the Boardwalk”?** Nope! I like them too. I was very young and just discovering boys when Doo Wah Diddy was playing. It puts a skip back in my step when I hear it. 🙂 Here’s one I have always hated. _Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree…_ ## [shiver] You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. -Harriet Woods- ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/30 "2000-02-28T01:57:00Z")
I love you. You love me. Barney must hang from a tree. Any of you with small kids must understand. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/31 "2000-02-28T03:59:00Z")
It’s a small world, after all, It’s a small world, after all, It’s a small world, after all, It’s a small, small, world… * * * But where were the Spiders? ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/32 "2000-02-28T04:12:00Z")
Oh Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind…Hey Mickey! Hey Mickey! * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/33 "2000-02-28T04:38:00Z")
And there is, 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wa… ## Hey stop throwing ! " The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference." Elie Wiesel ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/34 "2000-02-28T04:39:00Z")
“Disco, Disco Duck…” * * * Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/35 "2000-02-28T04:42:00Z")
It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini… * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/36 "2000-02-28T04:49:00Z")
Feeellingssss WOE-WOE-WOE Feeeeelingsssss… ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/37 "2000-02-28T05:03:00Z")
All the old paintings on the tombs they do the same dance, don’t you know? If you move too quick Oh-way-oh They fallin’ down like a domino. . . – Sylence * * * If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings. - Tokugawa Ieyasu ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/38 "2000-02-28T05:10:00Z")
…and I know that my heart will go on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… and on… * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![JillGat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@JillGat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JillGat)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/39 "2000-02-28T05:11:00Z")
Those were the days, my friend We thought they’d never end We’d sing and dance forever and a day We’d live the life we choose We’d fight and never lose! Those were the days… oh yes those were the days. Can’t remember the lyrics to “Afternoon Delight” … but you know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/40 "2000-02-28T06:23:00Z")
Baby I’m-a want you, Baby I’m-a need you … * * * “You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment.” - Bill Hicks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220.md?page=3)