# Torture your fellow Dopers .... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220 "2000-02-27T17:07:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![NickyLarson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b2d939/32.png) [@NickyLarson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NickyLarson)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/61 "2000-02-28T17:35:00Z")
Apologies, Chef. **Think** of you fits the meter. Of course, now that I know the **whole damn song** , I must head to the beach and make that dive… * * * If it jams, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/62 "2000-02-28T17:40:00Z")
And to think that I actually used to _like_ you guys. "IIIIII’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want! So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want!" “I’ll tell ya what I want, what I really really want!” “So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want!” * * * ## “She’s my cherry pie cool drink of water such a sweet surprise taste so good make a grown man cry Sweet…cherry…pieeeeeeeeee” You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/63 "2000-02-28T17:40:00Z")
Hey! I **like** the Bangles! Walk like an egyptian… ## Now here’s a song that always gets me singing “go away!”, especially since I liked it in my younger days: Ooo my little pretty one, pretty one when you gonna give me some time Sharona Will you make my motor run, motor run, honey coming off of the line Sharona chorus: Never gonna stop give it up such a dirty mind Always get it up from the touch of the younger kind My My My Sharona (4x) Come a little closer huh be a hon Close enough to look in my eyes Sharona Keep a little mystery get to me Running down the length of my thigh Sharona (chorus) When you gonna give to me give to me Is it just a mater of time Sharona Here’s a trip to destiny to destiny Or is it just a game in my mind Sharona (chorus) ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/64 "2000-02-28T17:47:00Z")
Well, ya think you’re bad with your rap, I’ll tell ya pilgrim, I started this crap. While you were in bed wetting your sheets, I was at the Ponderosa rappin’ to the beat. DA HUH, DU HUH…DU HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH DA HUH, DU HUH…DU HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH DA HUH, DU HUH…DU HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH Flame helmet on! ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/65 "2000-02-29T06:10:00Z")
"Ice ice baby Vanilla ice ice baby…" “Rico…Suave” Anybody remember that Poison song Talk Dirty To Me? Bet ya do now. Heh. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Fillet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/2acd7d/32.png) [@Fillet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillet)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/66 "2000-02-29T06:28:00Z")
Burt Bacharach Fest! \Tom Jones:\ What’s new, pussycat? Whoa-oh whoa-oh whoa-oh What’s new, pussycat? Whoa-oh whoa-oh whoa-oh ohhh \Glen Campbell:\ Raindrops keep falling on my head And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed Nothin’ seems to fit Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling… \Dionne Warwick:\ Do you know the way to San Jose? I’ve been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way. Do you know the way to San Jose? I’m going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose. \The Carpenters:\ Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you Wahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh, close to you… and another Carpenter fave (don’t know who wrote it): I’m on the top of the world, lookin’ Down on creation And the only explanation I can find Is the love that I’ve found Ever since you’ve been around Yor love’s putting me at the top of the world \Sealeamon88\ - Warrant, LOL! The others are good, too… ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/67 "2000-02-29T06:48:00Z")
You people are pure evil. * * * “I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/68 "2000-02-29T06:48:00Z")
Ahhm… "I’ve been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song. I put the words and the melodies together, I am music, and I write the songs. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special thing s. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs. My home lies deep within you, and I’ve got my own place in your sole. Now, when I look out through your eyes, I’m you’g again, even though I’m very old. I write the songs that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs. Oh my music makes you dance and gives your spiri t to take a chance, and I wrote some rock ‘n’ roll so you can move. Music fills your heart, well, that’s a real fine place to start. It’s from me it’s for you, it’s from you, it’s from me, it’s a world wide symphony. I write the song s that make the whole world sing. I write the songs of love and special things. I write the songs that make the young girls cry. I write the songs, I write the songs. " I had to go to a Barry Manilow website to get these lyrics…SHUDDER. I may never recover. ## I am music Keith You want brilliance BEFORE I’ve had my coffee!!! ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/69 "2000-02-29T06:54:00Z")
Ack! Thanks for the memories I’d thought I’d supressed. Not. Just for that… “Danke Schoen, darling Danke Schoen. Thank you for all the joy and pain. Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we’d meet, second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.” * * * Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/70 "2000-02-28T19:01:00Z")
You’re unbelievable. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/71 "2000-02-28T19:14:00Z")
That’s the night that the lights went out in Georgia That’s the night that they hung an innocent man. You don’t trust your soul to no backwoods Southern lawyer When the judge in the town’s got bloodstains on his hands. My first post since the board came back up and it had to be this. ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/72 "2000-02-28T19:52:00Z")
Okay… I really like this song so when it get’s stuck I don’t mind so much… only problem is… IT ALWAYS STICKS… "The love we shared… seems to go no where… and I’ve lost my mind… I toss and turn I can’t sleep at night… Once I ran to you… Now I run from you… This tainted love your giving… I give you all a boy could give you… Take my tears and that’s not really aaaallll… Tainted love…" Replay the words in your mind and SUFFER!!! ## Muhahahahaha… The Sleeper has AWAKEN! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/73 "2000-02-28T19:57:00Z")
Baby when I met you there was peace unknown I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb :roll eyes: I was soft inside There was something going on You do something to me that I can’t explain Hold me closer and I feel no pain Every beat of my heart We got something going on Tender love is blind It requires a dedication All this love we feel needs no conversation We can ride it together , ah ha Making love with each other, ah ha Islands in the stream That is what we are No one in between How can we be wrong Sail away with me To another world And we rely on each other, ah ha From one lover to another, ah ha ::shudder:: ---
**Author:** ![OtherMother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@OtherMother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtherMother)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/74 "2000-02-28T20:19:00Z")
Ohmygod, ohmygod… I’m new and you’ll certainly hate me now, just couldn’t resist sharing this torture, hoping it will lessen my pain. City traffic’s movin’ way too slow Drop the pedal and go Go Go We goin’ ridin’ on the freeway of love Wind’s against our back We goin’ ridin’ on the freeway of love In my pink Cadillac ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/75 "2000-02-28T20:31:00Z")
Heartbeat…it’s a LOVEbeat… ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/76 "2000-02-28T21:05:00Z")
And how about the songs that you can’t get out of your head even though you have no idea what the words are? 99 Luftballoons… Ai de da dum, oh oh oh! Der Kommisar ga-dum, oh oh oh! * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/77 "2000-02-28T21:07:00Z")
And how about the songs that you can’t get out of your head even though you have no idea what the words are? 99 Luftballoons… Ai de da dum, oh oh oh! Der Kommisar ga-dum, oh oh oh! * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/78 "2000-02-28T21:09:00Z")
And how about the songs that you can’t get out of your head even though you have no idea what the words are? 99 Luftballoons… Ai de da dum, oh oh oh! Der Kommisar ga-dum, oh oh oh! * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/79 "2000-02-28T21:16:00Z")
And how about the songs that you can’t get out of your head even though you have no idea what the words are? 99 Luftballoons… Ai de da dum, oh oh oh! Der Kommisar ga-dum, oh oh oh! * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220/80 "2000-02-28T21:24:00Z")
And how about those posts that just go on and on and on… Hope I’ve at least infected your brains. I’ll go quietly now. * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/14220.md?page=5)