# Torture your fellow dopers!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 19, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836 "2000-11-19T09:25:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/61 "2000-11-21T04:30:11Z")

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everyone left! ☹

:Silo throws a bail of hay at Welfy:

At least Welfy’s here 🙂

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/62 "2000-11-21T04:43:08Z")

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[sub]\<shuffle\>[/sub]  
\<shuffle\>  
_\<shuffle\>_  
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_\<SHUffle\>_  
_\<SHUFfle\>_  
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_\<SHUFFLe\>_  
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_ **\<SHUFFLE!!!\>** _

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:trips:

What the…?

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/63 "2000-11-21T04:45:56Z")

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Gathering up various implements of torture and pain, peel up the carpet, mop floor.

Well, now what?

_pull out cards, begin to shuffle_

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/64 "2000-11-21T05:16:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> \*\*:trips:
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> What the…?  
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::snicker::

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**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/65 "2000-11-21T06:05:19Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \*  
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \*  
> > \*\*:trips:
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> > What the…?  
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> ::snicker:: \*\*

Your back!

::Silo hugs slvr:: 🙂

::silo drops ice cubes down slvr’s shirt:: 😃

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**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/66 "2000-11-21T06:41:01Z")

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Hey you two!

I just cleaned in here!!

::mutter mutter silly virtual kids… hehe ::

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/torture-your-fellow-dopers/41836/67 "2000-11-21T11:38:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Tristan \*  
> \*\*_pull out cards, begin to shuffle_ \*\*

Hey Tristan, ya wanna play 52 pickup?

:grabs cards:  
:flings them wildly about in various random directions, including at Tristan’s face.:

\*\*PAPER CUTS FOR EVERYONE!!! WHERE’S THE SALT!!!  
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

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