# Tosh .0 isn't funny **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 1, 2010, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279 "2010-09-01T16:51:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/61 "2010-09-02T05:22:53Z")
What mitigated it was that it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/62 "2010-09-02T05:23:19Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > As if that somehow mitigated it. Well, you did exaggerate by a magnitude of 36. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/63 "2010-09-02T05:35:56Z")
This person does not fit a well-known stereotype of their sex! Clearly they must secretly have the other genderā€™s genitalia! How crafty they are! Ah ha ha ha ha! Your opinion on a comedian is not an objective truth. The fact that I find him offensive doesnā€™t mean you canā€™t find him funny and the fact that you find him funny doesnā€™t mean I canā€™t find him offensive. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/64 "2010-09-02T05:37:15Z")
> [@Spud](#): > > > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > > As if that somehow mitigated it. > > Well, you did exaggerate by a magnitude of 36. > > šŸ˜ƒ I think it was actually 40 seconds but for me it was an eternity of painful unfunnyness. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/65 "2010-09-02T05:46:37Z")
Transcript of the ā€œWorldā€™s tallest Modelā€ bit, so people can make up their own minds about the funny: > [@](#): > > As SI is about to release the swimsuit issue, hereā€™s my vote for the cover model. Sheā€™s considered the worldā€™s tallest model. Her profile reads 6ā€™8ā€™', 245 pounds, loves sushi, hates having a boner. Letā€™s see how many funny comments we can post in 20 seconds. Pound for pound, sheā€™s the ugliest model in the world. Sheā€™s so tall, you have to go up on her. In her off-time, she likes to stomp on buildings in Japan. A handy from that chick will make your junk look like a toothpick. Is it just me, or does Dirk Nowitzki look wonderful in a bathing suit? Deadly turnaround too. I feel like I overlooked something, can I get 20 more seconds on the clock? Thank you. The worst part about being that tall is that it makes your dick look small. 7-foot tall model is like a unicorn; itā€™s unique, magical and probably has a dick. Like most models, I assume they photoshop her dick out. If you had sex with her, youā€™d be gay - because that dude has a dick. Alright, now I feel better. It loses something without the visual, of course. She was very large and masculine looking. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/66 "2010-09-02T05:48:24Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > [@Spud](#): > > > > Well, you did exaggerate by a magnitude of 36. > > > > šŸ˜ƒ > > I think it was actually 40 seconds but for me it was an eternity of painful unfunnyness. Nopeā€¦ he always has 20 seconds to make comments. So, why didnā€™t you just change the channel during the eternity? That is what I do. ---
**Author:** ![clarkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@clarkstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clarkstar)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/67 "2010-09-02T05:48:27Z")
i LOVE Tosh.0. its hilarious ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/68 "2010-09-02T05:49:23Z")
My memory of his routine was funnier than the transcript. Thatā€™s sad. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/69 "2010-09-02T05:50:27Z")
> [@Spud](#): > > > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > > I think it was actually 40 seconds but for me it was an eternity of painful unfunnyness. > > Nopeā€¦ he always has 20 seconds to make comments. > > So, why didnā€™t you just change the channel during the eternity? That is what I do. He did 20 seconds and then did another 20. But thank you for playing. As for changing the channel, when it became apparent that he had nothing else to bring to the table, I did and I havenā€™t been back since. Iā€™m not sure why itā€™s so important that you try to convince me that I actually like Tosh, but itā€™s your time, I guess you can waste it how you like. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/70 "2010-09-02T05:52:50Z")
[Sooo masculine.](http://www.yourgossipfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amazon-eve.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/71 "2010-09-02T05:55:40Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > [Sooo masculine.](http://www.yourgossipfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amazon-eve.jpg) I wouldnā€™t want to tangle with him in a dark alley. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/72 "2010-09-02T05:57:22Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > [@Spud](#): > > > > Nopeā€¦ he always has 20 seconds to make comments. > > He did 20 seconds and then did another 20. But thank you for playing. Hmmmā€¦ I havenā€™t seen this exact episode, but that doesnā€™t fit with all the others Iā€™ve seen. If he ā€œdid another 20 secondsā€ he was most likely making fun of his own jokes with things likeā€¦ ā€œcome onā€¦ it was funnyā€¦ because it was racist.ā€ (yes, I do find that a funny comment). But, thank YOU for playing. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/73 "2010-09-02T05:59:04Z")
Iā€™m not clear on who you are referring to. There is no man in that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/74 "2010-09-02T06:00:04Z")
> [@Spud](#): > > > [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > > He did 20 seconds and then did another 20. But thank you for playing. > > Hmmmā€¦ I havenā€™t seen this exact episode, but that doesnā€™t fit with all the others Iā€™ve seen. If he ā€œdid another 20 secondsā€ he was most likely making fun of his own jokes with things likeā€¦ ā€œcome onā€¦ it was funnyā€¦ because it was racist.ā€ (yes, I do find that a funny comment). > > But, thank YOU for playing. Itā€™s even in the transcript Dio quoted. ā€œCan I get another 20 seconds on the clock?ā€ Seriously, try reading. It will change your life. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/75 "2010-09-02T06:00:26Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > [Sooo masculine.](http://www.yourgossipfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/amazon-eve.jpg) Yes, because saying in obvious contrast might be calledā€¦ now what is it called? Oh yeahā€¦ humorous. Thanks for playing. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/76 "2010-09-02T06:02:14Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > > [@Spud](#): > > > > Hmmmā€¦ I havenā€™t seen this exact episode, but that doesnā€™t fit with all the others Iā€™ve seen. If he ā€œdid another 20 secondsā€ he was most likely making fun of his own jokes with things likeā€¦ ā€œcome onā€¦ it was funnyā€¦ because it was racist.ā€ (yes, I do find that a funny comment). > > > > But, thank YOU for playing. > > Itā€™s even in the transcript Dio quoted. ā€œCan I get another 20 seconds on the clock?ā€ Seriously, try reading. It will change your life. Nopeā€¦ reading is way over rated. Not gonna do it. So, once againā€¦ why didnā€™t you change the channel? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/77 "2010-09-02T06:07:25Z")
Ok, now youā€™re just funning me. Or did you miss post 69? Itā€™s right up there between 68 and 70. Donā€™t forget your bifocals. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/78 "2010-09-02T06:10:37Z")
**Spud** , in that particular instance Tosh really did explicitly ask for another 20 seconds after the first 20 seconds. Itā€™s right there in the transcript I posted. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/79 "2010-09-02T06:13:07Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Ok, now youā€™re just funning me. Or did you miss post 69? Itā€™s right up there between 68 and 70. Donā€™t forget your bifocals. That would involve reading again, and I already said I ainā€™t gonna do that. (also math with your complex puzzle of where to find it.) I wonā€™t try to convince you that you should like itā€¦ just donā€™t try to convince the rest of us we shouldnā€™t. ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279/80 "2010-09-02T06:16:09Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > **Spud** , in that particular instance Tosh really did explicitly ask for another 20 seconds after the first 20 seconds. Itā€™s right there in the transcript I posted. OK, Iā€™ll admit I didnā€™t click your link. I was busy trying to find the keys to type my witty responses. Even worseā€¦ I just noticed it wasnā€™t even a link to click on. Somehow I missed that post. Iā€™ll admit Iā€™m wrong in this case. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tosh-0-isnt-funny/552279.md?page=5)