# Tossing Salad...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 3, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854 "2000-09-03T06:39:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Strider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Strider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strider)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/1 "2000-09-03T06:39:35Z")

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My friend and I are having an argument so hopefully some of you guys can help.

Most of us probably know what tossing salad is. For those of your who do not know, ask some one else, because I am not going to explain it here. My question is, between two guys it is called tossing salad. But what about when a guy does it to a woman? My friend says that no, it is not tossing salad when a man does it to a woman, only when a man does it to another man. I say no, it is tossing salad no matter who does it to whom. So what is the general consensus, yea or nay on a man tossing a woman’s salad or vice versa? Thanks

-N

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/2 "2000-09-03T06:43:46Z")

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WTF???

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/3 "2000-09-03T06:46:13Z")

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Ohhhhhh dear. Okay, if it’s using a jelly or a syrup, it’s tossing salad. Doesn’t matter from whom to whom. I haven’t been involved in any salad tossing, but as far as I’m concerned it doesn’t matter.  
Maybe your friend is thinking of another act, that is generally referred to as a rim job. It’s a different bag of hammers all together. No jelly or syrup involved.  
Anyway, that’s my opinion. I’d rather not go into any further explanation, thank you very much. 😃

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/4 "2000-09-03T07:05:48Z")

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[http://www.angelfire.com/nm/kellogg/pages1.html](http://www.angelfire.com/nm/kellogg/pages1.html)

😃

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/5 "2000-09-03T07:07:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \*  
> \*\*WTF??? \*\*

Don’t ask 😃

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/6 "2000-09-03T07:11:53Z")

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OMG!! THAT SITE WAS HILLARIOUS!!

Demo I don’t even wanna know what you were surfin for when you found that site. But damn that was funny.

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/7 "2000-09-03T07:20:58Z")

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O M G :eek:

Damn, I learn something new here every day!

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/8 "2000-09-03T07:29:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel \*  
> \*\*OMG!! THAT SITE WAS HILLARIOUS!!
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> Demo I don’t even wanna know what you were surfin for when you found that site. But damn that was funny. \*\*

Lol! Good Ole Google. Ya never know what you’ll find on page two!  
😉

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**Author:** ![LittleStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/0ea827/32.png) [@LittleStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleStar)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/9 "2000-09-03T07:36:42Z")

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What the heck is “tossing salad”? lol. I feel sexually INEPT!!! Someone…educate me! 😃

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/10 "2000-09-03T07:41:24Z")

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I think Demo’s link sums it up pretty nicely.

That was pretty funny.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/11 "2000-09-03T09:38:40Z")

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**Demo** , that was truly disgusting. I love it. 😃  
Freakin’ hilarious.

Uhhh, **LittleStar** , I don’t really want to be known as the person on the board to explain “tossing salad”, so for further reading listen to **Chris Rock** ’s album _Roll With The New_. Specifically the _Tossed Salad_ track.

Basically, combine Demo’s site with my comments about a syrup or a jelly. 😃

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**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/12 "2000-09-03T16:42:46Z")

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Demo. You know about this site how? Is there something you’re not telling us?

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**Author:** ![Gomez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d78d45/32.png) [@Gomez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gomez)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/13 "2000-09-03T17:12:47Z")

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I agree, you don’t find sites like that by accident. If I get nightmares about this then YOU are going to be paying for my therapy. That site broke new ground in sickly hilzrious bad taste:D

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/14 "2000-09-03T17:22:32Z")

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That site goes on my list of things to file and forget. 😃

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/15 "2000-09-03T20:43:14Z")

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Whoops! Sorry everyone. Just thought I’d be helpful. 😉

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/16 "2000-09-03T21:15:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Democritus \*  
> \*\*Whoops! Sorry everyone. Just thought I’d be helpful. 😉 \*\*

I dont even wanna know what else you have bookmarked… 😃

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/17 "2000-09-03T21:49:48Z")

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I always try to learn something new every day, but I WISH that I had made an exception today before clicking Demo’s link.

I guess I didn’t need the _picture_.

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**Author:** ![JoeyHemlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ba0ec/32.png) [@JoeyHemlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeyHemlock)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/18 "2000-09-03T21:54:21Z")

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WHY is it called “tossing the salad”?

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/19 "2000-09-03T21:57:29Z")

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Shouldn’t it be called “rimming the anus”?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tossing-salad/31854/20 "2000-09-03T22:12:03Z")

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If the picture grosses you out, go to the site, go to edit, click Select All, copy, and paste in WordPad to read…

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