# Total EWWWWWWWWWW!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/total-ewwwwwwwwww/22489>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 15, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/total-ewwwwwwwwww/22489 "2000-06-15T15:24:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![CLedet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@CLedet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CLedet)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/total-ewwwwwwwwww/22489/21 "2000-06-16T02:36:57Z")

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I think that I would buy a new car before wading in a porta-potty full of shit. The cops should have beat the shit out of that dum-ass.

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**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/total-ewwwwwwwwww/22489/22 "2000-06-16T05:34:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*\*  
> How many others think that the “Oops, I dropped my keys in the poopy water” was a not-so-elaborate coverup for a fetish?  
> ::raising hand::
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> yuck yuck yuck!  
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Dear Mr Cynical;

Between your above comment and a previous one about a “money shot,” I demand to know your Purity Score.

😛

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/total-ewwwwwwwwww/22489/23 "2000-06-16T13:24:42Z")

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34, Baglady. I would have scored lower, I’m sure, but I’ve not had sex with 1. Other men 2. Animals 3. Family members or 4. The dead. 😃

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