# Totally bizzare stuff for sale **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 8, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156 "2001-10-08T16:57:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/1 "2001-10-08T16:57:25Z")
I’ll start the thread out by saying this: Who doesn’t know someone who would benefit from having one of these? [http://www.harrietcarter.com/toiletgolfgame.html](http://www.harrietcarter.com/toiletgolfgame.html) Next? Zette ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/2 "2001-10-08T17:16:41Z")
A [classic.](http://www2.active.ch/~gerstei/main.en.html) ---
**Author:** ![Xixox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/13edae/32.png) [@Xixox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xixox)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/3 "2001-10-08T17:17:28Z")
These are…um… interesting. (Note: This site contains text and pictures of a (somewhat) sexual nature. Those surfing at work should probably wait 'til they get home to go here.) [http://www.naughtypillows.com](http://www.naughtypillows.com) ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/4 "2001-10-08T17:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*A [classic.](http://www2.active.ch/~gerstei/main.en.html) \*\* You’ve never used one, eh? These things kick ass when you’ve got a cold & your head’s all stuffed up. But go ahead - make fun of it. I’ll be the one breathing easy next time I have a cold. ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/5 "2001-10-08T18:23:41Z")
You can’t go wrong with **[My Pretty Nose Hair](http://www.mcphee.com/products/dontask/10679.html)**. It’s braidable! ---
**Author:** ![slortar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@slortar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slortar)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/6 "2001-10-08T18:24:15Z")
[www.disturbingauctions.com](http://www.disturbingauctions.com) has a huge collection of…“interesting”…pieces for sale. My personal favorite is the cymbal-wielding devil monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/7 "2001-10-08T19:52:23Z")
how about one of these [http://www.bumperdumper.com](http://www.bumperdumper.com) ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/8 "2001-10-08T21:23:33Z")
I found an ad for [this](http://www.danburymintsports.com/dm/asp/xq/asp/prodnum.45801000/sport.WWF/team.World+Wrestling+Federation/qx/item.htm) collectible in amongst my Sunday paper coupons. Apparently there is a “Little Rock” as well. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/9 "2001-10-08T21:45:08Z")
Zette, I have found that Harriet Carter has some of the lamest stuff on Earth. Here’s another example, I about peed my pants when I came across this in the catalog they sent me: [http://www.harrietcarter.com/fingerfreddoll.html](http://www.harrietcarter.com/fingerfreddoll.html) Who needs that type of thing? Why would anyone buy this? Where in the world is this sort of thing worthy of spending $20 bucks plus shipping on? What on this Earth does this do other than become a dust collector? ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/10 "2001-10-09T01:04:37Z")
Well, I don’t know about Pull my Finger Fred, but they also have a few classic items that are sure to come in handy. First, there’s the remote control fart machine- a blast at Thanksgiving! (believe me- my sister brought hers last year.) [http://www.harrietcarter.com/woopcuswitre.html](http://www.harrietcarter.com/woopcuswitre.html) There is also the farting phone, which I’m seriously considering as a Christmas present: [http://www.harrietcarter.com/fartnphone.html](http://www.harrietcarter.com/fartnphone.html) The most frightening part of all is that I have Harriet Carter in my favorite places list. I’m so ashamed! Zette ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/11 "2001-10-09T01:23:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pcubed \* > \*\*You can’t go wrong with **[My Pretty Nose Hair](http://www.mcphee.com/products/dontask/10679.html)**. It’s braidable! \*\* I own this. No joke. ---
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-bizzare-stuff-for-sale/86156/12 "2001-10-09T02:07:49Z")
Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but, since I’m very skeptical that anyone uses vibrating massagers on sore muscles, I find this profoundly disturbing: [The Vibrating Pig](http://www.sciplus.com/search.cfm?terms=32081) Some things are surplus for a reason, I guess.