# Totally Inappropriate Movie Experiences **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342 "2006-07-20T14:46:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jennshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Jennshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennshark)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/41 "2006-07-21T23:07:11Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > I rented _Lost in Translation_ for me and my wife to see together with her parents. > > Aside from being the most boring movie I ever sat through, the scene in the strip club where Bill Murray is sitting there listening to the music blast “If you wanna feel my titties…” OMG, was I red-faced. I took a 90 year-old friend (I’m 40, FYI) to _Translation_. She’s very open-minded, but I think this scene threw her a bit. I persuaded my mother, who was at the beginning of a devastatingly emotional divorce, to see _Terms of Endearment_ with me. It would have been a bawl-fest even without being emotionally compromised, but I nearly had to carry mom out of the theatre at the end, she was crying so hard. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/42 "2006-07-21T23:08:49Z")
_Pulp Fiction_ sure seems to be coming up a lot, and here it is again! 😃 My mom & dad have a social church group that for a while was going to the movies together every month. I think this may have ended that tradition… My mom was picking the movie, and she heard that _Pulp Fiction_ wa sgetting great reviews, and that it was a great comeback for John Travolta. So tha6t’s what they all went to see! To their credit, i think everybody stayed in the theater and were able to enjoy themselves, but I cringe when I think of the shooting up scene, the bathroom jerking off discussion, and the violence… ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/43 "2006-07-21T23:24:45Z")
Not actually viewing the movie: My husband, his aunt (older sister of his mother) and I were all sitting around discussing how much we enjoyed _Secretary_. I had to supress hysterical laughter at how fast my husband and his aunt started backpedalling about whether it was a good movie, when his much more conservative mother started making noises about adding it to her netflix queue. I’m almost certain she’s seen it by now. I should ask next time the four of us are in the same room. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/44 "2006-07-22T00:38:47Z")
I begged and begged my dad to take me to the movies to see _Purple Rain_. I thought it was a concert movie! I was 13. Two hours of two father and daughter staring hard at the ceiling with no expression on their faces. Oy. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/45 "2006-07-22T00:52:48Z")
I saw _Husbands and Wives_ on a first date. A real joyous affirmation of male-female relationships, that flick. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/46 "2006-07-22T01:03:28Z")
When I was about 12 I was down at the video store not long after seeing _The Magnificent Seven_ and _Breakheart Pass_ (my dad is a big western fan). So I happily rented a film with the same actor in it. _Death Wish_ is not a good film to sit and watch with conservative Catholic parents. After lots of searching my dad found the rating printed among the copyright details in print about this big. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/47 "2006-07-22T01:13:38Z")
> [@cmkeller](#): > > the scene in the strip club where Bill Murray is sitting there listening to the music blast “If you wanna feel my titties…” OMG, was I red-faced. It’s way better than that, actually. The song is by Peaches, the title is _Fuck the Pain Away_, and the lyric you misheard is “Suckin’ on my titties like you wanted me”. She’s got a new album out called “Impeach My Bush” in case you’re stuck for gift ideas for the in-laws. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/48 "2006-07-22T02:26:48Z")
> [@minlokwat](#): > > Anyway, while \*\*Leaving Las Vegas \*\* isn’t particularly graphic or disturbing, I cringed at some of the dialogue which I wouldn’t give a second thought to but with the present company, I was mortified. She never said anything about it to me personally but I vowed from then on to be a bit more selective when planning a group movie outing. I’m guessing that the scene where Elisabeth Shue tells Nicholas Cage that he can fuck her in the ass and cum on her face was particularly mortifying. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/49 "2006-07-22T02:29:25Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > I’m guessing that the scene where Elisabeth Shue tells Nicholas Cage that he can fuck her in the ass and cum on her face was particularly mortifying. Yeah, and switching ends doesn’t really help. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/50 "2006-07-22T04:39:41Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > My wife was busy one evening, but her sister and I decided to watch _A History of Violence_ which had just arrived via Netflix. I didn’t know much about the movie except that it was violent (duh) and I warned her, but she didn’t mind. Yeah…I watched this one with my Dad. Who knew a really violent film would have really graphic sex senes in it too? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/51 "2006-07-22T05:26:41Z")
> [@Little Bird](#): > > My professor and her husband didn’t watch much TV, so they had no idea another movie with the word American in the title was playing, and really what are the odds of two movies with 1/2 the same name playing at the same time, and ended up seeing the wrong movie. > > American Pie. They both even featured the same actress, Mena Suvari. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/52 "2006-07-22T16:56:41Z")
For my parents (especially my Dad, who has a real _thing_ about language and graphic sexuality in the movies), _A Fish Called Wanda_ was a rather bad choice of comedies. Most inappropriate movie I ever inflicted on casual friends who just wanted light entertainment was _Miracle Mile_. About 8 minutes after the movie ended, the dead silence was broken with “…leaves you with a nice warm feeling, doesn’t it?” ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342/53 "2006-07-22T18:01:25Z")
I watched half of _Clerks_ with my mom (who isn’t stodgy at all, I was just uncomfortable). Eventually, I had to get up and leave. Lesson learned: do not watch Kevin Smith movies with parents. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totally-inappropriate-movie-experiences/365342.md?page=2)