# Totoros 500th Post - A New Low. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 26, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466 "2001-03-26T00:57:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/1 "2001-03-26T00:57:59Z")
Well, I got this far without having a post party. Now is my time. And I’d like to thank a few people. You, for reading this, and me, for making it possible. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/2 "2001-03-26T01:03:36Z")
Congrats, **Totoro**! 500… that’s 1/2 way to 1000. That’s a lot of posts. [sub]Oh yeah. I’ve got almost as many, don’t I? 😉 [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/3 "2001-03-26T02:27:56Z")
Congratulations mate! I’ll raise a beer in your name - as good an excuse as any, huh? More power to you, best wishes. Redboss ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/4 "2001-03-26T02:51:19Z")
Congratulations, **Totoro**. _sigh_ I remember when you were just a newbie, making your first posts… ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/5 "2001-03-26T05:34:38Z")
That’s it? No food? No booze? No naked ladies? Just “[t]hank you?” What the hell kind of a post party is _this?_ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/6 "2001-03-26T05:54:28Z")
And where did you get the idea that we’re not naked, **MysterEcks**? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/7 "2001-03-26T06:10:09Z")
Exactly–who says I’m not naked? This is one post party that I’m not keeping my clothes on for!! Congrats Totoro–one of my best buddies from the boards! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/8 "2001-03-26T06:10:35Z")
Good point, **Kat**. But in this text medium I think it needs to be more overt–it’s time for a Naked Smilie. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/9 "2001-03-26T07:28:20Z")
How’d you beat me to it? I gotta get less of a life to catch up to you. Congrats to you and congrats to me, this is my 350th post. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/10 "2001-03-26T07:29:32Z")
Congrats Totoro! Hmm I hit 500 and didn’t even notice it though…I must be slipping, letting an excuse to throw a party slip away like that… Ah well, here’s a pizza and the obligatory “box 'o wine”. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/11 "2001-03-26T07:37:49Z")
Congrats mate. Feel like a new man now? No? Well, how about this cute woman then… ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/12 "2001-03-26T07:39:11Z")
Now I am impressed… I go away for one weekend, and so many people reach the 500 mark. Totoro, TP, TM!!! I drink to yoýu all… Congratulate you all!!! And, take of all my clothes yet again!!! The SDMB and dressing up for some occasion just dob’t go well together!!! [sub]I am proud to be a member[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/13 "2001-03-27T03:02:10Z")
Congratulations, **Totoro!** May you have as much fun for the next 500 as you had during the first batch! Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/14 "2001-03-27T03:13:50Z")
Alright, people want booze and nakedness? They’re gonna get it. ::Downs a tequila, and gets up on table:: STRIP! ::Takes off all of his clothes, as quickly as possible:: WOOOOOOOO! Since this is a post party, I’m gonna just go wild. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/15 "2001-03-27T06:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > Good point, **Kat**. But in this text medium I think it needs to be more overt–it’s time for a Naked Smilie. Well, there are certain situations in which you can assume nakedness? (nakedity?), er…nudity…for some of us. You’ll learn which and who soon enough… ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/16 "2001-03-27T06:47:19Z")
I can’t assume \*that,\ ***Kat**. I am a gentleman. Alright, quit laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Pammipoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/87869e/32.png) [@Pammipoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pammipoo)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2001, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/totoros-500th-post-a-new-low/59466/17 "2001-03-27T09:19:24Z")
Congrats!!! ::rapidly approaching 300:: You will come to my party, right?