# Tough Guy Quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456 "2009-03-23T14:32:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Dob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Dob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dob)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456/161 "2009-04-09T21:45:53Z")

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Out for Justice with Steven Segal (and his wife Sharon Stone\*, wow did thier paths diverge…)

He had just made like 10 guys drop their wepons in the middle of the street. He has just a pistol…

Bad Guy - Come on! He cant get us all

BAM! - bad guy falls dead

Segal - I’ll get an A for effort

- oddly enough IMDB does not have her in the movie…but I know that was her!!

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456/162 "2009-04-09T23:40:34Z")

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“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with guns and those who dig. \<click\> You dig.”

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456/163 "2009-04-09T23:51:04Z")

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Rocky III

Reporter to Clubber Lang: Do you have a prediction for the fight?  
Clubber Lang: Pain.

and probably my favorite tough guy qoute ever. From Pro Wrestling, so it’s still acting. 😉

Interviewer talking to Jake Roberts about his finisher;

Interviewer: So, what does DDT stand for?  
Jake Roberts: The End.

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**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456/164 "2009-04-10T00:02:21Z")

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“Leave the gun, take the cannolis”

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2009, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tough-guy-quotes/490456/165 "2009-04-10T00:16:21Z")

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> [@Sitnam](#):
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> Kruschev and JFK are at the White House getting their picture taken and Nikita leans over and says, “History is on our side, we will bury you.” Yeah he meant ‘we will outlast you’, but it’s cold blooded the way John heard it.

JFK never had ol’ Nikita at the White House, although Ike did. In any event, Khruschev said that somewhere else: [We will bury you - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_will_bury_you)

From _300_:  
Emperor Xerxes: “Our arrows will blot out the Sun!”  
Spartan warrior: “Good - then we shall fight in the shade!”

Persian officer: “Give us all your weapons.”  
Leonidas: “Come and take them!”

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