Town names that only locals get the pronunciation correct

However, I think I can complete the circle the other way around. I was doing a web search to make sure that the Tube announcement wasn’t a one-off and that Euston really is pronounced like Houston the city. Many British cites agreed, but some were vehement that “Euston” should by no means be pronounced like “Houston”.

Then, reading more cites, it appears that, at least according to the web, this is because some British pronounce “Houston” more like “HOO-ston”, or at least enunciate the “H” more than Americans do.

So maybe we can add that not only is “Houston Street” not pronounced correctly by the locals, Houston the city is not either, at least by some. And that can’t be purely due to accent, either, because you’d think that if anything a British accent would drop the H.

In Maryland, we have Wicomico County which is NOT “Wikko-mikko” but “WYE-commih-coe.” I wish they’d have a sci-fi convention there just so they can call it Wicomicon.

And by this I mean of course “not pronounced correctly by non-locals”, but you could probably figure that out already. :man_facepalming:

Wisconsin also has
Oconomowoc, pronounced “oh CON uh muh WOC”
Mukwonago, pronounced “muck WAN uh go”

@Briny_Deep

Mr VOW had Ft Knox as his last duty station before he retired from the Army. I ended up finding a job in Louisville, and the pronunciation of that city comes in many flavors.

Mr VOW, in his hardheaded fashion, called it LEWIS-vill for the longest time.

Outsiders are tolerated who call it LEWIE-vill.

I think I slurred that down to something like LOO-uh-vill. At least the natives knew what I was talking about, and the didn’t do much of the smirk-smirk, nudge-nudge, wink-wink that most non-natives get.

In my letters back home to friends and family in California, where we have no accent, I explained that the natives call their city “LO-vo.”

BUT you have to dip your chin almost to your chest when you say the “vo.”

And it almost rhymes with Volvo.

I told my co-workers about my explanation of the pronunciation to friends and family. I shared this at the company Christmas party.

Everybody laughed. One of the big bosses laughed the hardest when I said “it sort of rhymes with Volvo.”

~VOW

Common, perhaps, but not universal. Athens, Georgia, is pronounced exactly the same as the original (or, at least, as English-speakers pronounce the Greek city). Same with Rome and Dublin.

We do have, however, a Vi-EE-na (Vienna) and Vur-sales (Versailles).

Not a city, but a major east-west surface street serves as a shibboleth to identify outlanders in Atlanta: Ponce de Leon Avenue. That’s Pahnce d’ LEE-on, or just Pahnce, if you’re a native.

Familiarity plays a role in a lot of these dialect differences, I suspect; if you say it frequently, you probably elide your town’s name. Which is why Toronto is “Tronna” and Atlanta “Alanna” to the locals. Bill Bryson, I think, once wrote that the famous London street is “Marley-bone” to foreigners, “Mary-le-bone" to non-Londoner Brits, “Mairburn” to Londoners, and “M’bn” to people who actually live on the road.

Similarly, Milwaukee → m’WOK-ee for natives.

Nobody has mentioned Lompoc, California!

My daddy was stationed at Vandenberg AFB, and the nearest town was Lompoc. When we first moved there in 1959, my mother made a point of asking several people, including some actual residents of, how to pronounce “Lompoc.”

The correct pronunciation is LOM-poke.

Through the years, we have seen people on TV who say they are from that town, yet they call it LOM-pock.

I recently re-verified the pronunciation.

It’s still LOM-poke.

~VOW

And Two Rivers, WI is locally pronounced “Trivers”.

I knew someone from “Trivers.”

I was mocked mercilessly by my Mainer BiL the first time I said Orono. I said o-Ro-no. Nope. It’s O-rno.

I’d say 95% of the time I hear people on TV say “pennsylvania” they say “pennsyvania.” Is it correct to drop the ‘l?’

Wisconsin also has Shawano. Pronounced Shaw-no. That one tripped me up the first time I tried to pronounce it.

There is also Brokaw, Wisconsin, and I have heard locals pronounce it Bro-ko.

Not far from Fort Rucker there is a town named Louisville. That one is pronounced Lewis-vill

CAR-mul is also how Hoosiers pronounce the word caramel.

My submission of a town name only locals pronounce correctly is: Paris (France). Everyone in most of the world says it wrong. Also s’-Hertogenbosch (Netherlands).

i used to live in Kingston, which is in Ulster County. As a joke I frequently pronounce the Honda Accord with same pronunciation as they do in the city in New York state.

Damn, I haven’t seen that in forever.

There’s a historically black college in Austin named Huston-Tillotson University, and the “Huston” is pronounced “Hyoo-ston” like the city. So apparently “Houstons” come in all manner of spellings and pronunciations.

@Loach

Your mention of Ft Rucker explains a lot. Mr VOW went to ATC school there. Didn’t make it; instead of a certificate, he got migraines instead.

~VOW

When I moved to Louisville I was told by a local it was LOU-a-vul, named after King LOU-a (they were joking).

And in Tennessee, Lebanon is pronounced Leb-a-nin.

Also in Hoosierland there is La Fontaine. (la fountain)

There is a town in Yorkshire called Mytholmroyd. The story goes that an American couple who decided to stop off there for a fast food lunch, asked the youth who served them - “How do you pronounce the name of this place”?

The youth gave them a strange look and replied - “Burr Gurr King”.

The answer they really wanted was - Mai thuhm royd