# TPS Report Cover Sheets **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543 "2010-06-09T15:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/21 "2010-06-09T18:57:38Z")
Clearly your bosses were jumping to conclusions. ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/22 "2010-06-09T19:36:10Z")
Channel 10 is showing breast exams!! ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/23 "2010-06-09T20:01:57Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > They should hand out a copy of that film to every graduate from every business school and college. “You’re going to need to watch this.” Nooo! Show it to everybody else! Those BA twits will use it as training. ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/24 "2010-06-09T20:10:24Z")
At least we get to wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays now. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/25 "2010-06-09T20:21:47Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > Clearly your bosses were jumping to conclusions. Hey! I just had a great idea. A “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could jump to. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/26 "2010-06-09T20:27:35Z")
Fuck all that. Who emptied the coffee pot and didn’t make a fresh batch? ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/27 "2010-06-09T21:37:32Z")
CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, \*JUST \*a moment! CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, \*JUST \*a moment! CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, \*JUST \*a moment! CorporateaccountspayableNinaspeaking, \*JUST \*a moment! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/28 "2010-06-09T22:13:13Z")
“Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work recently.” “Well. . .I wouldn’t exactly say I’ve been _missing_ it, Bob.” ---
**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/29 "2010-06-10T00:12:18Z")
Peter: "Listen. We’ve got to keep this a secret. You can’t tell _anybody."_ Michael: “Okay.” Samir: “Sure.” Lawrence (from next door): “Don’t worry man. I won’t tell anyone either.” Michael: “Who the fuck is that?” Peter: “Don’t worry about him. He’s cool.” ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/30 "2010-06-10T00:25:07Z")
I have a boss who likes to send about 30 e-mails a day and then immediately after sending them come and tell me the exact same thing that was said in the e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/31 "2010-06-10T00:30:41Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I have a boss who likes to send about 30 e-mails a day and then immediately after sending them come and tell me the exact same thing that was said in the e-mail. Oh, that is very annoying. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/32 "2010-06-10T00:45:29Z")
I hope everyone posting here is wearing at least 37 pieces of flair. Otherwise, there might be trouble. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/33 "2010-06-10T00:51:34Z")
Look, if you want everyone to wear 37 pieces of flair like that pretty-boy Brian, then why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair? Don’t make me express myself to you. 'Cause I’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/34 "2010-06-10T01:10:17Z")
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/35 "2010-06-10T01:16:40Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > They should hand out a copy of that film to every graduate from every business school and college. “You’re going to need to watch this.” What film? I never got that memo! ---
**Author:** ![UncleNito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7cd45c/32.png) [@UncleNito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleNito)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/36 "2010-06-10T02:39:38Z")
Sometimes I get the impression Ann is cheating on me. Does anyone know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/37 "2010-06-10T03:24:15Z")
Once, to test a DVD player, I got the entire office to watch the movie. Including my boss. And my boss’ boss. It was… educational. And awesome. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/38 "2010-06-10T03:30:56Z")
> [@Ichbin\_Dubist](#): > > Status update: I am watching the squirrels. And they are merry. Fail. Milton says that the squirrels are _married_, not merry. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/39 "2010-06-10T11:40:10Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. So today, is today the worst day of your life? ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/40 "2010-06-10T12:34:42Z")
So I’m thinking, yeah, I’m just not going to go. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543.md?page=3)