# TPS Report Cover Sheets **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 9, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543 "2010-06-09T15:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/41 "2010-06-10T12:38:23Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > So today, is today the worst day of your life? And tomorrow will be worse! Sucks to be you man. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/42 "2010-06-10T13:42:03Z")
I’m a people person! I deal with the customers so the engineers don’t have to! Don’t you get that? What the hell is wrong with you people! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/43 "2010-06-10T18:55:13Z")
> [@Nametag](#): > > Nooo! Show it to everybody else! Those BA twits will use it as training. Oh, God, you’re right! ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/44 "2010-06-10T20:19:16Z")
> [@melodyharmonius](#): > > At least we get to wear Hawaiian shirts on Fridays now. And jeans, if you want. So… {slurp} melodyharmonius… what’s happenin’… {slurp} yeah… I’m gonna need you to come in tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/45 "2010-06-11T01:59:05Z")
We had another birthday party and I wanted cake this time. I was promised cake this time. I didn’t get cake this time. But that bitch Nina kept making me pass my cake down. Some day I’m gonna come in here and burn the place down. And there better not be too much salt on my Margarita. I could buy this place. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/46 "2010-06-11T14:50:59Z")
> [@UncleNito](#): > > Sometimes I get the impression Ann is cheating on me. Does anyone know what I mean? Yeah, I get that feeling too, man. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/47 "2010-06-11T15:29:09Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life. Wow, that’s messed up. ---
**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/48 "2010-06-11T16:24:02Z")
this thread would not be complete without a link [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6238953685626218421#](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6238953685626218421#) ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/49 "2010-06-11T18:06:57Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > What the fuck does “PC LOAD LETTER” _mean_? Paper Cassette, load letter sized, and oriented, paper. If you were out of legal sized paper it may say PC LOAD LEGAL. Letter sized and oriented paper, in the American office, 8 1/2" by 11" paper oriented with the narrow edge at the top and bottom and the long edges at the side. Letter R paper is used to describe letter sized paper, rotated 90 degrees, so the long edges form the top and bottom and the short edges are the sides. Commonly referred to in printer settings as “landscape”. Most multi-cassette printers and copiers have both a letter cassette and a letter R cassette. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/50 "2010-06-11T18:14:17Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > Paper Cassette, load letter sized, and oriented, paper. If you were out of legal sized paper it may say PC LOAD LEGAL. Letter sized and oriented paper, in the American office, 8 1/2" by 11" paper oriented with the narrow edge at the top and bottom and the long edges at the side. Letter R paper is used to describe letter sized paper, rotated 90 degrees, so the long edges form the top and bottom and the short edges are the sides. Commonly referred to in printer settings as “landscape”. Most multi-cassette printers and copiers have both a letter cassette and a letter R cassette. > > Enjoy, > Steven I do believe you’ll get your ass kicked saying something like that in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/51 "2010-06-11T18:22:27Z")
Thanks, Steven. Perhaps you’d like to see my baseball bat? It’s a really nice one. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/52 "2010-06-11T20:26:39Z")
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/53 "2010-06-11T20:30:39Z")
This is just like Superman 3. ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/54 "2010-06-11T20:57:53Z")
It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Dusty\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba8739/32.png) [@Dusty\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusty_Rose)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/55 "2010-06-11T22:37:25Z")
I don’t understand why the OP didn’t just use the cover sheet. Didn’t he get the memo? Don’t worry, **Winston Smith** , I’ll re-send you one. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/56 "2010-06-11T22:51:38Z")
At work, I do field studies and have to submit short checklists up the bureaucratic line. I have actually tried to figure a way to retitle them so the words start with TPS, but it just doesn’t quite work. ---
**Author:** ![Shocker\_Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Shocker\_Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shocker_Khan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/57 "2010-06-11T23:16:17Z")
My music may be too loud, but at least it’s Michael Bolton. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/58 "2010-06-12T03:57:26Z")
I hate that no-talent ass clown! ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/59 "2010-06-12T15:53:36Z")
They’ve taken my stapler (going to set fire to the building) ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543/60 "2010-06-12T17:34:56Z")
We were watching an episode of CSI yesterday, and they casually threw in one of the characters coming up and handing another guy the TPS reports. AWEsome! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tps-report-cover-sheets/542543.md?page=4)