# Trademark Nicknames! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 6, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851 "2016-11-06T17:16:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/1 "2016-11-06T17:16:42Z")
We had this before in Cafe Society IIRC, before this forum existed. Simply put in a well-known brand name or trademark, next person mangles it. E.g. Wal-Mart _Wal-Fart_ So, here we go: Coca Cola ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/2 "2016-11-06T17:50:06Z")
Cock-eyed Cola Dunkin’ Donuts ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2016, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/3 "2016-11-06T18:19:59Z")
Drunken Donuts Volkswagen ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/4 "2016-11-07T16:04:55Z")
Wankswagen Burger King ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/5 "2016-11-07T19:08:48Z")
Booger King Post cereals ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/6 "2016-11-07T21:15:05Z")
Most Cereals (created by that guy from Happy Days) Crest Toothpaste ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/7 "2016-11-07T21:34:33Z")
Crust Toothpaste [This reminds me of _Mad_ magazine.] Tylenol ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/8 "2016-11-07T21:59:09Z")
Tie-one-on Papa John Pizza ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2016, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/9 "2016-11-07T22:15:24Z")
Poo-Poo John Pizza Dell Computers ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/10 "2016-11-08T02:10:38Z")
Dull Computers Samsung ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/11 "2016-11-08T02:18:33Z")
Flamsung? Flamesung? Anyway, Kotex ETA: OOOOOO now I got it, BLAMsung! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/12 "2016-11-08T12:23:31Z")
Koochtex. Preparation H ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/13 "2016-11-08T16:10:19Z")
Detonation H Anacin ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/14 "2016-11-08T16:37:07Z")
Anusin Dr. Pepper ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/15 "2016-11-08T17:02:15Z")
Dr Pecker Entenmann’s ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/16 "2016-11-08T17:19:30Z")
Eatinmunch Revlon ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2016, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/17 "2016-11-10T08:00:06Z")
Rave-on ~~Bodycology ---
**Author:** ![Brooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Brooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brooky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/18 "2016-11-27T00:46:33Z")
morphology~~~to move this along Kellogg’s ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/19 "2016-11-27T00:52:04Z")
Smellogg’s Calvin Klein ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851/20 "2016-11-27T01:22:46Z")
Calvin Kobbes Rice Krispies [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trademark-nicknames/770851.md?page=2)