# Trading Game : Insults

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-game-insults/129648>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 25, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-game-insults/129648 "2002-09-25T17:55:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-game-insults/129648/1 "2002-09-25T17:55:08Z")

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Let’s see if this’ll work.

Here’s the game rules  
each poster should rate the last insult, and then supply an insult to the next poster.  
E.g.  
Post 1  
The next poster is a blanchemange sucking, small butted, vissigoth.

Post 2  
I’ll have you know blanchemange sucking is the only way to go, using a spoon is so old hat. Score 3 out of 10.

However the Womble buggering, slimey kidneyed, hairy toed, shangleswinker who replies to this shall be forever consigned to signing their name with a non-functional red biro.  
etc.

Scoring should be for originality, humour and acuteness. Score down any insults that are too common, or racist/sexist.

so to get things rolling

Would the Womble buggering, slimey kidneyed, hairy toed, shangleswinker who replies to this shall be forever consigned to signing their name with a non-functional red biro. Please stpe up…

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2002, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-game-insults/129648/2 "2002-09-25T18:00:58Z")

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We don’t do games in the Pit.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope