# Trading Spouses 11/9 spoilers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 10, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336 "2005-11-10T03:25:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/21 "2005-11-10T15:11:20Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I rebuke her hatred and drive out her fear with a grandiose hand gesture…

A peace sign? Or half of one?

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/22 "2005-11-10T16:05:12Z")

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> [@Omega Glory](#):
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> The little one was Ashley’s daughter. The moving out money was just for those two. Poor Brooke (the teenager) has to stay. Margaret’s family did seem very nice in spite of her behavior though. So maybe it’s not common.

Thanks. And good, that the little one won’t have to stay in grandma’s house. Maybe they’ll take Brooke with them.

I wish Trading Spouses would go back to some of last season’s families for an update. There was one woman, almost as weird as Margaret, who was very controlling. The other wife gave her husband money to start an orchard, and the woman was very upset about it.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/23 "2005-11-10T17:08:25Z")

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Oh yes, crazy hypocritical vegan mom. (Not saying all vegans are crazy, but wow, she was!) Who ate alligator. So much for acting on your beliefs  
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> Be nice to the cuckoo banana nuts whackjob criminally insane batshit crazy looney toons moron.

This woman really, REALLY needs a psychiatric intervention. That being said, however, she made for a great hour of pure trainwreck television!

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/24 "2005-11-10T17:44:21Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> I wish Trading Spouses would go back to some of last season’s families for an update.

I was thinking the same thing. There was a family from last season that didn’t believe in furniture or shoes. The kids were very sheltered, and all of them (mom, dad, and two teenage boys) slept in the same room on mats on the floor. The new mom gave the 18 year old money for a car, and encouraged him to go out and start living his own life. I’d like to see how it went (his father was very resistant to it).

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/25 "2005-11-10T18:08:29Z")

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I agree that it was great TV… but I ended up feeling really sorry for Margaret. She was genuinely terrified and threatened by what she was seeing. It was terribly sad.

And that blonde bitch needs a good anal probing.

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**Author:** ![LonesomePolecat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a88e57/32.png) [@LonesomePolecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonesomePolecat)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/26 "2005-11-10T18:18:14Z")

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> [@T\_SQUARE](#):
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> What religion _was_ the fat lady? I only got the last few minutes. Said something about a Catholic church. Was she Catholic? I thought Catholics were fairly averse to flipping out like maniacs.

I wouldn’t think a Catholic would give anybody a King James bible.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/27 "2005-11-10T18:53:17Z")

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That was sort of throwing me as well. Her behavior was very not Catholic, and much more evangelical (the proselytizing, talking about “her holy spirit” doing this or that, the hands up in the air and so on) and yet I also noticed that the little kid crossed herself after saying grace before the meal. Very odd.

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**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/28 "2005-11-10T19:01:08Z")

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**I posted this in last week’s thread but no one seemed to notice or comment.**

Last night \*\*(well LAST week) \*\* on Access Hollywood or Extra… or …well one of those infotainment shows that are on back to back and repeat the same stories… They had crazy christian lady on… They flew her to LA and gave her a make over. It looks like part of it was hamming it up for the camera and her claim was that she “sufferered through Katrina” and just sort of lost it for awhile. The make up and hair people and the hosts all kept going on about how she is actually a really sweet person.

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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/29 "2005-11-10T19:04:41Z")

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> [@Binarydrone](#):
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> That was sort of throwing me as well. Her behavior was very not Catholic, and much more evangelical (the proselytizing, talking about “her holy spirit” doing this or that, the hands up in the air and so on) and yet I also noticed that the little kid crossed herself after saying grace before the meal. Very odd.

It was almost as if she was some weird cross-breed of Catholic, Southern Baptist, and Pentacostal, with a hint of Charles Manson thrown in for good measure.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/30 "2005-11-10T19:05:34Z")

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Did anybody catch where the other family was from? I deduced it was somewhere in Eastern MA because of the cab company, but I didn’t catch what town.

I’m going with Catholic, as both NOLA and MA have very large Catholic populations. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/31 "2005-11-10T19:08:04Z")

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> [@Electronic Chaos](#):
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> It was almost as if she was some weird cross-breed of Catholic, Southern Baptist, and Pentacostal, with a hint of Charles Manson thrown in for good measure.

And just a wee tad of Margaret White and a touch of Regan MacNeil.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/32 "2005-11-10T20:23:35Z")

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It could be that she’s some weird Catholic offshoot. South Louisiana has all kinds of wacko churches and offshoots of more normal churches.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/33 "2005-11-10T20:43:36Z")

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I don’t think she’s Catholic. I think the church she went to was Catholic – maybe because it was the only one open when she needed it.

She made a comment when she got back home about going to a Catholic church. The way she said it sounded like she was looking for sympathy.

I’m glad to hear that maybe she’s not as crazy as she seemed. Part of it seemed like an act – Jesus (or somebody) was watching. She was auditioning for heaven, maybe.

**tdn: And just a wee tad of Margaret White and a touch of Regan MacNeil.**

Hee.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanub/32/132_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUB)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/34 "2005-11-10T21:20:06Z")

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> [@metj](#):
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> _God is using me as a tool here…_
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> Well, lady, you certainly are a tool…

That’s so funny! I’m not usually one to talk back to the screen, but I swear I said “bitch, you ARE a tool” at that part.

Show of hands…how many of you Dopers did the same thing?

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**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/35 "2005-11-10T22:51:17Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> That’s so funny! I’m not usually one to talk back to the screen, but I swear I said “bitch, you ARE a tool” at that part.
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> Show of hands…how many of you Dopers did the same thing?

Not only that, but she didn’t _do_ anything. I guess in a perfect (i.e. not on television) world, you’d have moms trying new things out and experiencing the day-to-day household life. But the religious lady didn’t do anything beyond lay around, complain, and prostelytize (sp?).

If she were very hardworking, then at least some viewiers could feel sympathy toward the possibility that her faith helps motivate her to be productive in life. But she’s not, which makes her that much easier to despise.

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/36 "2005-11-10T23:53:28Z")

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> [@Incubus](#):
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> Not only that, but she didn’t _do_ anything. I guess in a perfect (i.e. not on television) world, you’d have moms trying new things out and experiencing the day-to-day household life. But the religious lady didn’t do anything beyond lay around, complain, and prostelytize (sp?).

Did she even proselytize? I missed the first episode, but in the second one, nothing she said told me anything about her religion, just that she was full of it. (Her religion. Full of her religion.)

In the first ep, did anyone ask her what she believed, how she put her faith into practice, what rules she followed?

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/37 "2005-11-10T23:55:08Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUB](#):
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> That’s so funny! I’m not usually one to talk back to the screen, but I swear I said “bitch, you ARE a tool” at that part.
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> Show of hands…how many of you Dopers did the same thing?

Here!

Although I believe I said something closer to “oh, you’re a tool, all right …”

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**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/38 "2005-11-11T00:09:29Z")

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> [@AuntiePam](#):
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> Did she even proselytize? I missed the first episode, but in the second one, nothing she said told me anything about her religion, just that she was full of it. (Her religion. Full of her religion.)
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> In the first ep, did anyone ask her what she believed, how she put her faith into practice, what rules she followed?

I don’t recall anyone asking Margerite about her beliefs in the first episode. In the second, she had a sit-down with each of the kids about God.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/39 "2005-11-11T03:41:45Z")

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That woman (I can’t being myself to say “lady” here) was crazy. I’m religious and all but, damn. I have never known anyone who acted like that. I felt sorry for the family. Both of them.

Except her husband. I didn’t feel sorry for him in the least bit. I wanted to kick him in the head while yelling, “Grow some balls you pansey.”

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trading-spouses-11-9-spoilers/330336/40 "2005-11-11T04:12:22Z")

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Margaret/Marguerite has been sampled.

My daughter sent me an mp3 file called “Slagkick”, which is someone’s interpretation of how M says “psychic”. It’s pretty good.

I’m not sure if it’s okay to post the link, cuz the originator says he doesn’t have much bandwidth, so I won’t. But it’s funny.

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