# Tragedy Struck Again Tonight **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2020, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087 "2020-10-28T05:22:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/21 "2020-10-30T17:39:21Z")
“Ma! I need da toilet paper!” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/A0ZgrG7g97A/hqdefault.jpg "I need Toilet Paper!") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ZgrG7g97A) ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/22 "2020-10-30T18:00:30Z")
You’re supposed to do the unrolling part before you use it, not after. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/23 "2020-10-30T18:27:25Z")
Before the advent of TP Louis XIV, Sun King of France had his derriére wiped by his [Groom of the Stool](https://www.historyextra.com/period/tudor/the-men-who-changed-henry-viiis-underpants/?utm_source=DamnInteresting) with fluffy baby chicken. Much better than rabbits, he claimed. No, sorry, no cite at hand. Read it in a book ages ago. Title: Das Scheissbuch. Author forgotten. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/24 "2020-10-30T18:31:37Z")
Until you drop the smatphone too. Or is there an app for that already? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/25 "2020-10-30T18:33:13Z")
There’s a crap for that. ---
**Author:** ![CoconutPete](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coconutpete/32/5294_2.png) [@CoconutPete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoconutPete)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/26 "2020-10-30T20:22:15Z")
Honestly I drop a roll in the toilet like once a month, I lost the little spindle thing. That’s part of why I lost my job at the nitroglycerin factory. ---
**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/27 "2020-10-30T20:32:02Z")
> [@CoconutPete](#): > > Honestly I drop a roll in the toilet like once a month You might want to ask a mod to make this thread a sticky. ---
**Author:** ![48Willys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/db5fbb/32.png) [@48Willys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/48Willys)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087/28 "2020-10-31T06:48:52Z")
I must be tired, I laughed at that one for quite a while. Thanks, 48. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/tragedy-struck-again-tonight/924087.md?page=1)