# Trampy Barbie gets ink, but I want her spiky dog.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trampy-barbie-gets-ink-but-i-want-her-spiky-dog/599925>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 17, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trampy-barbie-gets-ink-but-i-want-her-spiky-dog/599925 "2011-10-17T16:19:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trampy-barbie-gets-ink-but-i-want-her-spiky-dog/599925/21 "2011-10-20T12:45:38Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Who cares about Barbie… I want KEN! Yowza!
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> [Barbie Basics Ken | OOAK by Park | -Twisty- | Flickr](http://www.flickr.com/photos/-twisty-/6193467807/in/photostream)

I think that manages to make Ken even _more_ of an anatomical freak than Barbie. (even taking his neutered crotch into account.) He’s got a “six-pack” accentuated by manscaping… but wrong number of abs and it makes his ribcage freakishly high.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trampy-barbie-gets-ink-but-i-want-her-spiky-dog/599925/22 "2011-10-20T13:36:50Z")

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> [@Lightray](#):
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> I think that manages to make Ken even _more_ of an anatomical freak than Barbie. (even taking his neutered crotch into account.) He’s got a “six-pack” accentuated by manscaping… but wrong number of abs and it makes his ribcage freakishly high.

Honestly, I was just looking at the face. I hadn’t even noticed the faults mentioned. I just think the doll has a handsome face.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trampy-barbie-gets-ink-but-i-want-her-spiky-dog/599925/23 "2011-10-20T22:06:44Z")

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> [@PapSett](#):
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> Who cares about Barbie… I want KEN! Yowza!
> 
> [Barbie Basics Ken | OOAK by Park | -Twisty- | Flickr](http://www.flickr.com/photos/-twisty-/6193467807/in/photostream)

Why didn’t my Ken dolls look like that when I was a kid? They all had that cheesy painted on hair.

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