# Translation of a Russian zombie-attack video?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 26, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363 "2008-06-26T22:34:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363/1 "2008-06-26T22:34:30Z")

</div>

(I couldn’t decide if this was more appropriate to CS, or GQ. I’ll gamble for here.)

Anyway—would anyone here happen to be able to translate the Russian radio dialogue from this [50 second zombie video](http://youtube.com/watch?v=6V0UXhXfSA4) that was making the rounds, awhile back?

Depending on how you see helicopter FLIR footage, may be kinda violent.

I think I was able to pick out the word “God” towards the end, but that’s it. Can anyone help?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363/2 "2008-06-27T00:45:05Z")

</div>

I think I heard “In Soviet Russia, zombie eats YOU!”, but that makes no sense, they do that in other countries too.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363/3 "2008-06-27T02:27:33Z")

</div>

I have an uncle who speaks russian actually, see if I can get it translated.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363/4 "2008-06-27T03:04:21Z")

</div>

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker  
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/translation-of-a-russian-zombie-attack-video/454363/5 "2008-06-27T04:31:23Z")

</div>

I can’t make it all out, sorry. It’s basic radio talk and is basically what it looks like.

Something, over. Over. I can see it. Shoot! It’s after you. [something] to the south, there’s another one, [something] following him, [something] on the right, on the right, shoot, shoot, understood, [something] about the building, [something] about getting out of there maybe, can’t make out the rest.

Sorry. I’m rusty.