# Travoltify your username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/1 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")
John Travolta mangled the name of singer Idina Menzel at the Oscars on Sunday (“Adele Dazeem?” Really, John? You’re given one responsibility at the show on Sunday and you can’t not f it up? Really?), and now [Slate has an app](http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/low_concept/2014/03/john_travolta_called_idina_menzel_adele_dazeem_what_s_your_travolta_name.html) for you to get your own name mangled in truly Travolta fashion. So what’s your new username? I’m **Henry Lopeez**. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/2 "2014-03-04T18:29:08Z")
**Saif Alexernder** ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/3 "2014-03-04T18:31:27Z")
Hi, I’m **Alastair Bailerey**. (My RL name travoltified is even funnier.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@The\_wind\_of\_my\_soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_wind_of_my_soul)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/4 "2014-03-04T18:53:06Z")
Henry Weed. ---
**Author:** ![h.sapiens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e0b2c6/32.png) [@h.sapiens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h.sapiens)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/5 "2014-03-04T18:54:15Z")
I’m **Shea Sorphens**. I quite like that, actually. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/6 "2014-03-04T19:03:49Z")
Reuben Coof ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/7 "2014-03-04T19:04:44Z")
Ewan Thompseen. Not sure what to think about that. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/8 "2014-03-04T19:08:57Z")
Hi. I’m Maisie. ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/9 "2014-03-04T19:12:48Z")
I’m Simon. ---
**Author:** ![orcenio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/orcenio/32/1036_2.png) [@orcenio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orcenio)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/10 "2014-03-04T19:13:25Z")
Olivier ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/11 "2014-03-04T19:15:27Z")
Sebastian? ---
**Author:** ![wedgehed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8edcca/32.png) [@wedgehed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wedgehed)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/12 "2014-03-04T19:17:39Z")
Hi, I’m Wesley! Please don’t beam me into space! ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/13 "2014-03-04T19:19:03Z")
Benedict ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/14 "2014-03-04T19:21:21Z")
It’s not working on my mobile. I’d love to see what John does with “Gnu.” ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/15 "2014-03-04T19:31:09Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > It’s not working on my mobile. I’d love to see what John does with “Gnu.” Nice to meet you, “Gabriella”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/16 "2014-03-04T19:32:41Z")
Finley ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/17 "2014-03-04T19:34:18Z")
Marcel. > [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > “Adele Dazeem?” Really, John? You’re given one responsibility at the show on Sunday and you can’t not f it up? Really? “You had one job, Jan Thozomas!” ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/18 "2014-03-04T19:41:38Z")
Wiktor Edbrards What? That’s longer than my screen name. I did this last night on another board and used a longer version of my screen name that I use there and got a totally different name. By the way, L. Ron Hubbard is Lyall Rozz ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/19 "2014-03-04T19:48:44Z")
Jaiden Jerrdan I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/20 "2014-03-04T19:49:56Z")
**Irvine** Seriously??? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842.md?page=2)