# Travoltify your username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/21 "2014-03-04T19:55:37Z")
Ruairidh Florzes woof! Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/22 "2014-03-04T19:55:50Z")
Incidentally, I tried my real name in there, and it came back as [this guy.](http://fma.wikia.com/wiki/Maes_Hughes) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/23 "2014-03-04T19:58:44Z")
Current name: Stephanie Former name: Lee Stewaeert My real name sounds like a Spanish Brit. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/24 "2014-03-04T19:58:57Z")
**Sienna Whayte** ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/25 "2014-03-04T20:01:45Z")
I am KAIN! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/26 "2014-03-04T20:02:14Z")
… _preemptively mourns for Miller_ Anyway, I am apparently Katherine Nicheems. ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/27 "2014-03-04T20:03:23Z")
It won’t “do it” for me. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/28 "2014-03-04T20:04:23Z")
“John Travolta” is “Jan Thozomas”. > [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](#): > > It won’t “do it” for me. ☹ Do you have Flash disabled? Won’t work for me in IE (which has Flash disabled on this machine) but does in Chrome (which does have flash enabled). ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/29 "2014-03-04T20:05:59Z")
I can’t do the name thing right now, but damn, that was surreal to see. I imagined everyone in the theater and a big chunk of the audience with a Wha, wait…what?? look on their faces. I sure had one on mine. Was he addled? Drunk? Have memory problems? Have reading comprehension problems? I thought $cientology was supposed to help with stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/30 "2014-03-04T20:12:14Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > “John Travolta” is “Jan Thozomas”.Do you have Flash disabled? Won’t work for me in IE (which has Flash disabled on this machine) but does in Chrome (which does have flash enabled). Ah, I see. I’ll have to wait til I get home from work. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/31 "2014-03-04T20:20:36Z")
“Riley Cloirk” ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/32 "2014-03-04T20:25:25Z")
Darrell. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/33 "2014-03-04T20:32:19Z")
“Niamh Turner”😕 ---
**Author:** ![Iggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iggy/32/3364_2.png) [@Iggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iggy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/34 "2014-03-04T20:34:44Z")
Irvine. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/35 "2014-03-04T20:35:23Z")
“Jake Rozz” if entered as initials, or “Johannes” if entered as one word. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/36 "2014-03-04T20:36:14Z")
Quinn Shunter. ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/37 "2014-03-04T20:41:28Z")
Hope Orteez. I love that a lot. > [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](#): > > Ah, I see. I’ll have to wait til I get home from work. No need to wait, Michael Edjans. ---
**Author:** ![Neverending\_Elbow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e274bd/32.png) [@Neverending\_Elbow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neverending_Elbow)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/38 "2014-03-04T21:02:40Z")
I’m Neve Edbrards. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/39 "2014-03-04T21:03:54Z")
I no longer wish to be called swampspruce, i am now **Stewart**. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/40 "2014-03-04T21:06:55Z")
Louisa. If I do it as two words, Leah Morphay. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842.md?page=3)