# Travoltify your username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/41 "2014-03-04T21:10:00Z")
Hussain Mceezald I kinda like it. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/42 "2014-03-04T21:12:35Z")
Apparently “Hypno-Toad” is too glorious to Travoltafy. Or it just doesn’t work on my PC. ---
**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/43 "2014-03-04T21:21:03Z")
his name would be John Travis that’s less funny than his real name Vincent Barbarino would be Victor Bailerey ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/44 "2014-03-04T21:23:32Z")
Ethan Crarter I’m a man!! ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/45 "2014-03-04T21:31:07Z")
> [@wedgehed](#): > > Hi, I’m Wesley! Me too. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/46 "2014-03-04T21:35:14Z")
Using just my screen name, Leah. Which works because that’s my dog’s name. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/47 "2014-03-04T21:35:50Z")
Nava is Nina. My real name gets Melissa Orteez, which if decently spelled with an Ortiz would actually be a lot more practical than the real thing. Mind you, I’m not so sure about being related to **HoD** … :looks suspiciously at her new cousin: ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/48 "2014-03-04T21:36:43Z")
I like my girlfriend’s name better. She is now known as Ahmed Parkinsmack. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/49 "2014-03-04T21:37:44Z")
Imogen here! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/50 "2014-03-04T21:40:39Z")
I just submitted my Travoltified name to the Travoltifiying machine. What was once **Happy Lendervedder** became **Henry Lopeez** and is now **Hayley Leeee**. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/51 "2014-03-04T21:43:26Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > “John Travolta” is “Jan Thozomas”.Do you have Flash disabled? Won’t work for me in IE (which has Flash disabled on this machine) but does in Chrome (which does have flash enabled). I have Flash blocked, so I don’t think that’s it. Do note that you can’t just paste your name in. You have to type at least one letter. I got Brett for my user name, which was too boring. I got Taylor Keezy for a variation on my real name. I think it’s cool enough to use as a username somewhere. I get Blair Thozomas if I space out my username, but that’s just too silly. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/52 "2014-03-04T21:46:21Z")
Mr. Travolta has mangled my name quite stylishly. You may now address me as “_Benedict_”. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/53 "2014-03-04T21:51:08Z")
With or without numerals? ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/54 "2014-03-04T22:10:20Z")
And now, the spicily talented, **Uzair Colezan**. ---
**Author:** ![Skara\_Brae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Skara\_Brae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skara_Brae)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/55 "2014-03-04T22:19:43Z")
**Sienna Borfes** (Which I kind of like…) ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Mondegreen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/91b2a8/32.png) [@Lord\_Mondegreen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Mondegreen)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/56 "2014-03-04T22:23:50Z")
Please give it up for, Leon Mozaleen. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/57 "2014-03-04T22:27:33Z")
Eve. Quite the letdown. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/58 "2014-03-04T22:29:53Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Mr. Travolta has mangled my name quite stylishly. You may now address me as “_Benedict_”. Do you play Sherlock Holmes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/59 "2014-03-04T22:57:39Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Mr. Travolta has mangled my name quite stylishly. You may now address me as “_Benedict_”. > [@Nava](#): > > With or without numerals? No numerals, but I could go for “_Benedict **0** _” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/60 "2014-03-04T23:23:30Z")
Clarke Greez. Uncomfortably close to Clark Griswold, for my liking. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842.md?page=4)