# Travoltify your username **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/61 "2014-03-04T23:28:22Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Hope Orteez. I love that a lot. > > No need to wait, Michael Edjans. Thanks for that, **Heart**. Using my first and last name gives Michael Draw. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/62 "2014-03-04T23:54:34Z")
“Frankie Herward” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/63 "2014-03-05T00:09:30Z")
Magnus. I like it. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/64 "2014-03-05T00:17:37Z")
My Travoltafied user name is **Brodie Payne** which sounds like a bad 80’s TV cop show character (probably a drug dealer). My real name comes out as **Ahmed Seempzon** which means I’ll never get though an airport boarding gate again without being searched ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Kyrie\_Eleison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kyrie_eleison/32/7682_2.png) [@Kyrie\_Eleison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyrie_Eleison)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/65 "2014-03-05T00:35:55Z")
> [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > No need to wait, Michael Edjans. A long lost relative, I presume. Hi, I’m Katie Edjans. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/66 "2014-03-05T00:38:43Z")
**Forbes** ---
**Author:** ![chiroptera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@chiroptera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chiroptera)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/67 "2014-03-05T00:39:03Z")
Mine was too dumb to count. As evidence: my first name, Travoltified, is apparently Cameron. Just, no. ---
**Author:** ![Claverhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Claverhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claverhouse)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/68 "2014-03-05T00:54:38Z")
Chantelle. Slate now seems to be working; for a while I just got it stripped as if the CSS were gone. On the other hand, they adopted some weird method for links; which instead of just going through html, redirects through something called parsley. Ghostery automatically blocks redirects. ---
**Author:** ![randompattern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@randompattern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/randompattern)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/69 "2014-03-05T01:02:00Z")
Rhiannon Palmzer ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/70 "2014-03-05T01:03:47Z")
> [@chiroptera](#): > > Mine was too dumb to count. > > As evidence: my first name, Travoltified, is apparently Cameron. > > Just, no. It could be worse - my daughters are Che and Clarke. It really seems to need a first and last name to achieve Travolta levels of weirdness. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/71 "2014-03-05T01:11:10Z")
Katherine! ---
**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/72 "2014-03-05T01:21:03Z")
Bartosz. I kind of like it. ---
**Author:** ![Hedda\_Rosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hedda_rosa/32/1204_2.png) [@Hedda\_Rosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hedda_Rosa)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/73 "2014-03-05T01:21:49Z")
Hollie Ramso ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/74 "2014-03-05T01:27:23Z")
> [@Kyrie\_Eleison](#): > > A long lost relative, I presume. Hi, I’m Katie Edjans. Hi “Katie”. **Heart of Dorkness** was kind enough to enter my user name since I couldn’t while at work. I’m “Michael Edjans”, nice to meet a relative. We should hook up over a drink or two (or six) and share fond memories. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/75 "2014-03-05T02:05:15Z")
> [@Equipoise](#): > > I can’t do the name thing right now, but damn, that was surreal to see. I imagined everyone in the theater and a big chunk of the audience with a Wha, wait…what?? look on their faces. I sure had one on mine. Was he addled? Drunk? Have memory problems? Have reading comprehension problems? I thought $cientology was supposed to help with stuff like that. I think he had his face pulled too tight. After seeing him on tv, I tweeted, “How did they get a wax statue of John Travolta to walk and talk like that?” Oh, my username Travoltafized is Cian Warshington. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/76 "2014-03-05T02:31:01Z")
Rachel with the 72, Rowan without. ---
**Author:** ![SeldomSeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ba0ec/32.png) [@SeldomSeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeldomSeen)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/77 "2014-03-05T02:31:28Z")
“SeldomSeen” Travoltified is… “Solomon” Actually, I kind of like it. SS ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/78 "2014-03-05T02:37:23Z")
> [@koeeoaddi](#): > > Katherine! Ummmm. Me too.😕 ---
**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/79 "2014-03-05T02:41:41Z")
Why not do it to HIM? Jerk Travesty springs to mind. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/80 "2014-03-05T02:55:56Z")
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