# Travoltify your username

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![BrassyPhrase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea666f/32.png) [@BrassyPhrase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrassyPhrase)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/81 "2014-03-05T03:50:56Z")

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I’m **Brody Pay-ne** \*\*\*\*

I kinda like it.

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**Author:** ![blue\_infinity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blue_infinity/32/2817_2.png) [@blue\_infinity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_infinity)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/82 "2014-03-05T04:45:46Z")

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**Brooke Knight "(with a hard K)"**

umm… k

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**Author:** ![WheatCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@WheatCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WheatCat)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/83 "2014-03-05T05:07:14Z")

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**Warren**

Warren? is that all?- why is mine so _boring_?

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**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/84 "2014-03-05T05:50:36Z")

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Snile when you call be **Snegazoid**!

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/85 "2014-03-05T06:28:05Z")

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LINCOLN!

I don’t really hate vampires.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/86 "2014-03-05T08:19:13Z")

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I’m Brendan Deeza. Which I guess means, if you meet Brendan on the road, kill him.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/87 "2014-03-05T09:01:01Z")

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Phoenix.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/88 "2014-03-05T12:24:21Z")

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**Nicole**

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/89 "2014-03-05T14:05:00Z")

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“Sailboat” Travoltifies into “Scarlett.” I guess we know where his attention was during the presentation.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/90 "2014-03-05T15:05:15Z")

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“Freddie”

or

“Freddie Brazent”

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/91 "2014-03-05T16:12:34Z")

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Daisy Scone or Danielle (with the underscore).

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/92 "2014-03-05T16:24:06Z")

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Rhiannon8404 = Rhianna

Rhiannon = Reagan

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**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/93 "2014-03-05T16:47:42Z")

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Drew

My real name came out as: Daud Cunningwham. If I ever get into the porn business…

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**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/94 "2014-03-05T17:30:07Z")

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Louisa

😕

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/95 "2014-03-05T17:31:53Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I think he had his face pulled too tight.

He’s an alien in a Travolta suit?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/96 "2014-03-05T17:32:16Z")

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Howdy folks; pleased to meet y’all. My name is **Sebastian Borfes**.

ETA: Oh, I see y’all have already met [my cousin](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17163152&postcount=55). Yo! What up cuz?

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/97 "2014-03-05T17:37:05Z")

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**Tia Dorniels**. That could have been a lot better. ☹

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/98 "2014-03-05T17:37:55Z")

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Yusuf Scizott

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**Author:** ![DrumBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@DrumBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrumBum)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/99 "2014-03-05T17:54:04Z")

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Mine becomes “Daud Bruwn” which sounds a bit like a Scottish name. This comes in handy as my great-great grandfather left Glasgow to immigrate to America.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/100 "2014-03-05T17:59:00Z")

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Isaac Gonzaleez

Seriously?

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