# Travoltify your username

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 4, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842 "2014-03-04T18:19:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/101 "2014-03-05T19:04:04Z")

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“Shawn Orteez”

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/102 "2014-03-05T19:23:37Z")

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**Baillie**. Vowel overload.

Travoltifiception: Balance-\>Baillie-\>Brodie. Then it cycles back to Baillie.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/103 "2014-03-05T19:44:23Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> He’s an alien in a Travolta suit?

Probably.

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/104 "2014-03-06T07:14:22Z")

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> [@SpoilerVirgin](#):
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> Nice to meet you, “Gabriella”. 🙂

I prefer “Gemma Greez”

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/105 "2014-03-06T07:27:23Z")

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“Madison” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

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**Author:** ![madrabbitwoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c37758/32.png) [@madrabbitwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madrabbitwoman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/106 "2014-03-06T07:28:55Z")

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OK tried my irl name  
“Vincent Warshington” Now this one I love!

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**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/107 "2014-03-06T18:08:52Z")

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I am Joey Moozure.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/108 "2014-03-06T18:19:31Z")

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Just call me “Sameer”

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**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/109 "2014-03-06T18:29:11Z")

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Henceforth I shall be known as Makenzie Pay-ne.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/110 "2014-03-06T18:34:21Z")

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Victoria.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/111 "2014-03-06T20:23:59Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> Probably.

I’d like to see Travolta in a Human Being suit. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mattie\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@Mattie\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mattie_Blue)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/112 "2014-03-06T20:38:47Z")

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Mollie Bruwn

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/113 "2014-03-06T20:44:30Z")

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Callum

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/114 "2014-03-06T20:56:32Z")

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**Derleth** is **Darragh**.

**August Derleth** is **Angus Dorniels**.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/115 "2014-03-06T22:14:40Z")

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StGermain is Steven  
Saint Germain is Stuart Grizeen  
My real name is Craig Lezwis

Apparently in Travolta-land I’ve switched genders.

StG

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/116 "2014-03-06T22:20:36Z")

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**Quinn Thompseen**.

Nah.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/117 "2014-03-06T23:21:35Z")

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Ha. Drew Wrizght. Consonant city - not even Travolta - er, Travis (according to the Travoltafier) could pronounce that.  
Plus, I’m either a guy now, or a girl with a trendy name.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/118 "2014-03-06T23:37:41Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> Saint Germain is Stuart Grizeen  
> My real name is Craig Lezwis
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> Apparently in Travolta-land I’ve switched genders.

My real name becomes Gabrielle Grizeen. But my real last name isn’t Germain :).

Holy smokes! I Travoltified **gigi** and it became my father’s first name (Gordon)!

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**Author:** ![Toxgoddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Toxgoddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxgoddess)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/119 "2014-03-07T22:37:03Z")

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Theodore. Apparently I’m one of the Chipmunks.

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**Author:** ![Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/77aa72/32.png) [@Fluffy\_PickleSniffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fluffy_PickleSniffer)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/travoltify-your-username/682842/120 "2014-03-07T23:02:41Z")

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Hi! I’m late to this party, and my name is **Fergus Parkinsmack**.

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