# Trek Dopers, what would you include in an R rated Star Trek?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 27, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156 "2003-01-27T03:30:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/121 "2003-02-03T17:36:16Z")

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> 7 of 9 as a Dominatrix: “Resistance is useless, but appreciated.”

I imagine Harry Kim being on the receiving end of this statement. Or possibly Kes.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/122 "2003-02-03T17:51:30Z")

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Ooooh…

Sign me up for that!

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**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/123 "2003-02-03T19:15:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \*  
> \*\*\*\*NC **C** -17\*\*01 rating, _I’d_ say. 😉 \*\*

Ladies and gentlemen, the funniest post I’ve seen today.

And so, sooooooo nerdy. Love it.

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/124 "2003-02-03T23:52:05Z")

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> _Originally posted by Mothchunks \*  
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> Vaginal borg technology that allows 7 of 9 to assimilate men that way. (mmmmmm…)_\*

Been done, or something broadly similar: _Species_ (film), wasn’t it?

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> _Originally posted by Mothchunks_  
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> 7 of 9 as a Dominatrix: “Resistance is useless, but appreciated.”  
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Nah. “Futile”, not “useless”, otherwise it would be a direct Douglas Adams rip-off, and I like Seven of Nine as a Borg much better than I’d like her as a Vogon. :eek:

Incidentally, I don’t perv over Seven as a domme, exactly. My mental picture is more along the lines of “Okay, Borg lady, assimilate **this**!” 😃

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**Author:** ![BioHazard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3bc359/32.png) [@BioHazard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BioHazard)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/125 "2003-02-04T00:22:38Z")

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Hehehe

Funny thread.

Did any of you see the episode with 7 in skin tight leather?

Yummm!

Although for some reason I think Te’pal (or whatever) is much hotter.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trek-dopers-what-would-you-include-in-an-r-rated-star-trek/151156/126 "2003-02-04T04:22:48Z")

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Howdy, **Bio**!

I just had a thought…  
(sure, that was a setup, go for it)

Pinhead vs the Borg Queen. Blood, gore, sexual situations, nudity, extreme violence, and occult-ish themes. Man, that would be cool!

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