# Trendy buzzwords that you wish you could just blow up into smithereens

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 17, 2016, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trendy-buzzwords-that-you-wish-you-could-just-blow-up-into-smithereens/749223 "2016-03-17T00:39:46Z")\
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Doesn’t necessarily have to be slang (Goat forbid, then, that they’ve entered our lexicon!)

proactive  
is it what it is  
empowerment  
self-starter  
bromance  
run it up the flagpole  
vacay  
staycation  
bae  
feels like there’s a trillion others on the tip of my tongue

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meme  
just meme.

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Biggs and smalls. (Basketball).

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pretty much any “click-bait” headline. you know, things like:

- "You’ve been doing (_x_) all wrong!
- "Listen up, America, You Need to Embrace (_x_)!
- “The world was not ready for the gown she wore”
- “Obama (_does something_)”

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Iconic.

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Run it up the flagpole is trendy!?

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> [@jz78817](#):
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> pretty much any “click-bait” headline. you know, things like:
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> - "You’ve been doing (_x_) all wrong!
> - "Listen up, America, You Need to Embrace (_x_)!
> - “The world was not ready for the gown she wore”
> - “Obama (_does something_)”

Try this one simple trick…

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**Post date:** [March 17, 2016, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trendy-buzzwords-that-you-wish-you-could-just-blow-up-into-smithereens/749223/8 "2016-03-17T01:09:28Z")

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Using share instead of tell.  
Using feel instead of think.  
Using impact because you don’t know the difference between effect and affect.

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The phrase “needs to go away”. No one should use it, ever.

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All fine choices. \<beat\> _But at the end of the day…_

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“Pivot”. Refers to startups realizing that their existence is predicated on nonsense and changing their focus to something else.

“Scrum”, “sprint”, “agile” and other jargon related to the trendy development style de jure.

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Even though it has a use, I hate BOGO!

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> [@White SIFL](#):
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> Run it up the flagpole is trendy!?

I’d say it’s definitely a commonly-enough used phrase.  
Sadly.

> [@california\_jobcase](#):
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> Using share instead of tell.  
> Using feel instead of think.  
> Using impact because you don’t know the difference between effect and affect.

good ones - or I guess I should say incredibly annoying ones.  
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**Post date:** [March 17, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trendy-buzzwords-that-you-wish-you-could-just-blow-up-into-smithereens/749223/14 "2016-03-17T01:37:38Z")

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I think we finally got synergize and paradigm out of the workplace, but they’ve been replaced with ‘pain point’ and ‘low hanging fruit’ and ‘ladder up’. Bleccch.

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meme, trope, and curate

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“Optics” gets overused by talking heads and political pundits on TV.

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I know it was in the OP, but ‘bae’ actually makes me want to hurt things.

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Bwahahaha needs to die.

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“For the win”. I loathe that twenty something standby. FTW will always mean fuck the world.

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Frenemy  
YOLO  
Deflategate

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