# Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes on....Star Wars Fans!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [May 22, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242 "2002-05-22T04:11:39Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/1 "2002-05-22T04:11:39Z")
Saw this the other night and it could very well be the greatest Triumph since the National Dog Show
Without further ado…TRIUMPH vs Star Wars Geeks
[http://www.northeastsprinkler.com/solf/misc/sw-triumph.wmv](http://www.northeastsprinkler.com/solf/misc/sw-triumph.wmv)
“and which one of these buttons do you push to call your mom to pick you up?”😃 😃 😃
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### Author:  [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/2 "2002-05-22T04:13:53Z")
That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen on TV for years. I laughed until I broke down in coughing spasms.
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### Author:  [@Natural-J-Bankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Natural-J-Bankie)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/3 "2002-05-22T04:25:51Z")
BEST. VIDOE. EVAR!!!
Seriously, it had me gasping for breath, clutching my side, and wiping tears from my eyes.
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### Author:  [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/4 "2002-05-22T05:39:59Z")
Oh, man. That was freaking hilarious.
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### Author:  [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/5 "2002-05-22T05:56:50Z")
The “bird-flippin’ Mr. Spock” very nearly made me an unfortunate peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich casualty.
Hysterical.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/6 "2002-05-22T15:26:22Z")
damn link don’t work on my computer! i’m going straight into the bosses office and demand he buy me a new computer!
is it as funny as the “Man Show” cutting into line for “Phantom Menace”?
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### Author:  [@Dr.Sexchange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Sexchange)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/7 "2002-05-22T16:05:02Z")
Funny funny funny.
HA. by the way, anyone remember that one where he visited Bon Jovi awhile back? that had some good parts, IN my opinion.
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### Author:  [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/8 "2002-05-22T16:49:21Z")
Bwahahahha
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### Author:  [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/9 "2002-05-22T16:57:05Z")
“That’ll be the last time he actually sees a woman’s genitalia.”
Priceless.
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### Author:  [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/10 "2002-05-22T17:01:59Z")
Whoa boy… That was funny. Not Ed the Sock Funny but damned close!
Spock flipping off the StarWars fans killed me!
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/11 "2002-05-22T17:19:23Z")
The link doesn’t work for me, just a ton of gobbledy-gook. ☹
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### Author:  [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/12 "2002-05-22T23:33:45Z")
I was able to view it on Windows Media Player 7. Definitely one of the best Triumph bits.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/13 "2002-05-22T23:58:13Z")
“And now, here is the ritual of the banging of the plastic toys!”
For those having trouble- “Save Link As” to your HD and then open in WMP.
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### Author:  [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/14 "2002-05-23T00:07:57Z")
Oh, man, was that funny . . . even as a big SW fan, I thought it was nothing short of hilarious. That whispered " . . . for me to poop on" was just classic.
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### Author:  [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/15 "2002-05-23T02:34:12Z")
That was one of the funniest things I’ve seen.
What about the guy dressed up as a LOTR character trying to talk smack to the puppet? That was just funny.
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### Author:  [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/16 "2002-05-23T05:18:44Z")
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I think that was SPOOFE in the Vader outfit!!
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### Author:  [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/17 "2002-05-23T05:29:15Z")
> [@](#):
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> I think that was SPOOFE in the Vader outfit!!
Boy howdy, I wish. Instead, I wound up playing the part of the Bionic Nerd… I mean… uh… I’m not a nerd! No! I… uh… play football and fuck women all day! Yeah!
::glances around nervously::
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### Author:  [@Sanscour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sanscour)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/18 "2002-05-23T12:43:14Z")
“Look at all of these men you have to choose from, all of these men who have no idea how to please you.”
“Excuse me, can I ask you a question about the bride and groom? When they go on their honeymoon, what arcade will that be going to?”
I was an unfortunate victim of chicken nuggets when I decided to watch this.
Funny funny stuff. I have it saved on my computer now. That is quality television in the works right there.
Sanscour
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/19 "2002-05-23T13:12:19Z")
OK, now I’ve got the file, but it’s buffering a lot and I have no sound. ☹ I want to see!!!
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### Author:  [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)
#### Post date: [May 23, 2002, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/triumph-the-insult-comic-dog-takes-on-star-wars-fans/110242/20 "2002-05-23T13:18:00Z")
ok attention to all people who like to play dress up in line ups.
If A guyholding a puppet followed by a TV camerman begins to burn you, do not try to be funny back, it only makes it worse and you look like a bigger tool than you did before.
Here’s a question though… why do hardcore fans of anything dress like total idiots (I include sports fans as well because they are nerds too just socially acceptable nerds)?
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