# Trivia from songs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 27, 2011, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755 "2011-09-27T12:07:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/261 "2011-09-29T13:54:50Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day!
> 
> Alvin Tostig is Jesus’ grandpa and his son’s name is Levon.

Correct!

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**Author:** ![President\_Johnny\_Gentle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@President\_Johnny\_Gentle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/President_Johnny_Gentle)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/262 "2011-09-29T14:02:18Z")

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> [@panamajack](#):
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> What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s?

If I recall, we both kind of liked it.

New one:  
I put you where you are now. What else can I do?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/263 "2011-09-29T14:17:47Z")

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> [@President\_Johnny\_Gentle](#):
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> If I recall, we both kind of liked it.
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> New one:  
> I put you where you are now. What else can I do?

And I can put you back down too. (Don’t. Don’t you want me?)

How are the roses in the window box configured?

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**Author:** ![puddleglum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puddleglum/32/137_2.png) [@puddleglum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puddleglum)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/264 "2011-09-29T14:26:28Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> What lasts forever?

Nothing last forever in the cold november rain.

Why should ladies never speak harsh words to their husbands?

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**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/265 "2011-09-29T14:43:11Z")

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> [@President\_Johnny\_Gentle](#):
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> If I recall, we both kind of liked it.

Well, that’s one thing we got.

**Jack Batty** ’s right as well.

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**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/266 "2011-09-29T14:50:12Z")

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> [@puddleglum](#):
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> Why should ladies never speak harsh words to their husbands?

He may leave you and never return.

What are the ministers super-scurrying over?

What is the going price for a coconut?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/267 "2011-09-29T14:53:49Z")

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> [@puddleglum](#):
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> Nothing last forever in the cold november rain.

While that may be true, it is not the answer I was expecting.

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/268 "2011-09-29T14:55:01Z")

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I was born in Mechanicsburg. Where did my daddy work?

New York’s fine, but it ain’t what?

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/269 "2011-09-29T14:55:25Z")

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> [@Aghris](#):
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> What are the ministers super-scurrying over?

99 Red Balloons

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/270 "2011-09-29T15:24:13Z")

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> You’d ring it in the morning; you’d ring it in the evening. (Assuming it’s the bell of freedom!)

It is indeed the bell of freedom. I bet people would soon get pretty annoyed with me ringing it morning and evening all over this land though!

> [@Labdad](#):
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> New York’s fine, but it ain’t what?

Home? (Seems a bit too obvious, but I think this is Neil Diamond, probably _I Am I Said_.)

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Maybe I am making them too hard, but I do not think any of the following, from upthread, have been got yet, so I am reposting (with a little editing in some cases to try to make them a tiny bit easier). One or two may be just a little bit (not dreadfully) obscure, but most are certainly quite well known songs. (Apologies to you if you answered one of these already and I missed it.)  
Why does Plastic Nancy (she’s real fancy) buy toys for her children?

What should you do if you are glad to be gay?

If you are only 29, what do you have to learn?

Why do I need to straighten my face?

Where do the Cuban gentlemen sleep all day?

What did Madam George have to remind you about?

How long (at the least) has it been since it last snowed in San Anselmo?

Do you recall a girl who’s been in nearly every song?\* What is her name, and what rumor about her am I asking you not to spread?

- Actually just one other, so far as I am aware, so no, it isn’t Patty Boyd-Harrison-Clapton!

She has a house and garden. She lingers long there. On what street does she live? (And how well do I think I like it, so far?)

If I fill my head with glue I will never get to heaven, but what letter and what number will it be?

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/271 "2011-09-29T15:30:16Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> Home? (Seems a bit too obvious, but I think this is Neil Diamond, probably _I Am I Said_.)

Nope. Actually, I thought this might be too obscure (and it may be!), but I checked and the song DID hit #37 on the Billboard 100.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/272 "2011-09-29T15:38:52Z")

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> [@njtt](#):
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> She has a house and garden. She lingers long there. On what street does she live? (And how well do I think I like it, so far?)

She lives on Love Street. You think you like it fine, so far.

♪La la la  
La la la la la…♫

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**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/273 "2011-09-29T15:39:05Z")

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> Nope. Actually, I thought this might be too obscure (and it may be!), but I checked and the song DID hit #37 on the Billboard 100.

Darn, you are right. In _I Am I Said_ it is L.A. that is fine but not home, and New York _is_ home (“but it ain’t mine no more”).

> [@Leaffan](#):
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> She lives on Love Street. You think you like it fine, so far.
> 
> ♪La la la  
> La la la la la…♫

Yes, and I would like to see what happens!

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/274 "2011-09-29T15:56:35Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> How are the roses in the window box configured?

They’ve tilted to one side.

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**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/275 "2011-09-29T16:00:07Z")

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Who does Jesus love more than they will know?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/276 "2011-09-29T16:08:37Z")

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> [@Jack\_Batty](#):
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> They’ve tilted to one side.

You are correct sir.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/277 "2011-09-29T16:11:09Z")

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> [@Shark\_Sandwich](#):
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> Who does Jesus love more than they will know?

Mrs. Robinson.

Who should I get a dose of in jackboots and kilt?

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**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/278 "2011-09-29T16:14:26Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Who should I get a dose of in jackboots and kilt?

Polythene Pam!

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/279 "2011-09-29T16:23:18Z")

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> Polythene Pam!

Well played. And I thought that would be a tough one.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/280 "2011-09-29T16:49:30Z")

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> [@Labdad](#):
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> I was born in Mechanicsburg. Where did my daddy work?

He worked at the factory.

> [@MadTheSwine](#):
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> Three feet tall, so very small,I’m no trouble  
> Who am I?

I think this is the only one of mine unanswered.

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