# Trivia from songs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2011, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755 "2011-09-27T12:07:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/281 "2011-09-29T17:01:24Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > He worked at the factory. Yes he did. I was looking for “Pontiac,” but I should have asked WHO daddy worked for! I’ll give some more on the previous question: Friends of mine say I ought to move to New York New York’s fine, but it ain’t what? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/282 "2011-09-29T17:19:04Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > What happens if thou ne’er gavest nae meat or drink? > Why was I scared I might fall at the party? (It’s the same reason the ladies turned their heads in the subway.) I don’t think either of these got an answer. If we didn’t have any fat bottomed girls around, what would happen? ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/283 "2011-09-29T17:43:39Z")
> [@Aghris](#): > > What is the going price for a coconut? A penny a pitch! > [@Labdad](#): > > Friends of mine say I ought to move to New York > New York’s fine, but it ain’t what? It ain’t mine no more. ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/284 "2011-09-29T17:45:56Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > If we didn’t have any fat bottomed girls around, what would happen? I would melt with you, and a broken heart would be mended (because the rockin’ world was no longer going round). Also, bicycle safety would be increased. > [@](#): > > What should you do if you are glad to be gay? Cabaret like les boys? ---
**Author:** ![TheseGoToEleven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/848f3c/32.png) [@TheseGoToEleven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheseGoToEleven)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/285 "2011-09-29T18:32:55Z")
I found God. Where? Doing what? What did I ask him? What should I reap and bundle it with? ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/286 "2011-09-29T18:55:34Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > It ain’t mine no more. No, that’s not it, either. Think place. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/287 "2011-09-29T18:59:23Z")
It ain’t Doraville. Where can I get a Mad Dog Margarita? ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/288 "2011-09-29T19:02:38Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > It ain’t Doraville. > Where can I get a Mad Dog Margarita? YES!!! You can get one in Austin at the Chili Parlor Bar. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/289 "2011-09-29T19:42:32Z")
> [@panamajack](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > What should you do if you are glad to be gay? > > Cabaret like les boys? Not so far as I am aware. (This may be one that only Brits would know. It may not be well known across the pond.) ---
**Author:** ![maggenpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@maggenpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maggenpye)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/290 "2011-09-29T20:12:02Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Three feet tall, so very small,I’m no trouble > Who am I? > > I think this is the only one of mine unanswered. I thought I was being very clever when I called you an old Queen, since this is the Queen song Mad The Swine. Sigh, my brilliance is doomed to be unappreciated. And I spent the evening wondering if I was going to get a Mod warning for insulting a poster. Easy one. Who lives over the mountain down in the valley, and who knows his name? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/291 "2011-09-29T20:29:06Z")
The former talk show host lives there - everybody knows his name. It rings like silver and shines like gold, but how much does it weigh? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/292 "2011-09-29T20:56:34Z")
> [@maggenpye](#): > > I thought I was being very clever when I called you an old Queen, since this is the Queen song Mad The Swine. Sigh, my brilliance is doomed to be unappreciated. I understood what you meant. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/293 "2011-09-29T21:35:57Z")
> [@panamajack](#): > > Whose name is on the card you’ll show to the border guard? (And why doesn’t it matter?) > > If it’s time, who is the smart money on? > > Where is the midnight gang going to have their rendezvous? > > What about Breakfast at Tiffany’s? > > What was Jim Dwyer heard to say? 1st question: Capt. Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets ('cause they won’t speak English anyhow) ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/294 "2011-09-29T22:14:43Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > “Hurry home early - hurry on home” …Whats the rush to get home? I don’t think this one has been answered either. Here are some new ones… Who was found in a bar room drinking gin? Tommy doesn’t know what day it is…do you? There’s a kid that had a big hallucination.What was it? They are closing all the factories down,where do we live? I’m Plowing through your bean field and poking your hay.Who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/295 "2011-09-29T22:18:00Z")
> [@Sodalite](#): > > Where do you try to catch the deluge? In a paper cup. > [@MadTheSwine](#): > > Who was found in a bar room drinking gin? > > Tommy doesn’t know what day it is…do you? > > They are closing all the factories down,where do we live? van Owen (the man who’d done Roland in) Christmas Day Allentown ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/296 "2011-09-29T22:20:42Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > “Hurry home early - hurry on home” …Whats the rush to get home? Missed this one too. Anyway, Boom Boom Mancini’s fighting Bobby Chacon. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/297 "2011-09-29T22:33:56Z")
Let’s talk about the Devil. He loaned me twenty bills right before I headed out to Utah. Where did he find me to collect? You can take it home right away, but you’d better make good. How long do you have before Satan gets his turn? Who claimed that a pistol is the Devil’s right hand? And in an unrelated question, where are James Dean, Burt Reynolds and Junior Johnson going to meet up? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/298 "2011-09-29T22:39:39Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > Who claimed that a pistol is the Devil’s right hand? Mama What attracts me like no other lover? Who sees the sun going down? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/299 "2011-09-29T23:00:01Z")
Couple more This world was never meant for one As beautiful as you. Who are you? In a little while from now, what am I gonna do, if my mood doesn’t improve? What can we do,if we want to? Who was 6’4 and full of muscles? Who was 6’6 and weighed 245? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Prize](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Sir\_Prize](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Prize)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2011, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755/300 "2011-09-29T23:06:32Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > What attracts me like no other lover? Something in the way she moves. Where is our house? Who watches over you? What makes me know that there is nothing we can do? How many men tried to end that spree? Where is the answer? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trivia-from-songs/597755.md?page=16)