# TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453 "2011-06-14T16:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LilyoftheField](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@LilyoftheField](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheField)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/21 "2011-06-14T18:19:42Z")
Well, I totally noticed your absence SFG! While perusing the ‘handicap parking’ thread, I couldn’t help but wonder ‘where is SFG?’ Shouldn’t she be loudly proclaiming her self righteousness along with all the rest of the self righteous in this thread? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/22 "2011-06-14T18:29:49Z")
Woot! I was starting to think you didn’t care. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/23 "2011-06-14T18:37:32Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > Admittedly, I don’t know much about the area, I was just going by this wiki article. > [Lebanese Arabic](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanese_Arabic) which starts out with “Lebanese or Lebanese Arabic…” > > The wiki article on Lebanon says “The majority of Lebanese people speak Lebanese Arabic” > So from those two statements I felt it was fair to say that one of the languages spoken in Lebanon was Lebanese. But I’m open to being corrected. > > The wiki article on Lebanese Arabic seems to refer to it as both a dialect of Arabic and also it’s own language, so I’m not really sure which one it is. Also, OH MY GOD THAT WIKI ENTRY IS A POLITICIZED LOAD OF CRAP I WANT TO PUNCH THE FUCKER WHO WROTE IT IN THE FACE. Standard rule of Wikipedia: Do NOT trust articles about linguistics, languages, linguistic history, and so on because they will be crawling with loony nationalist morons, and the sane people won’t even notice them. “It must be noted that Lebanese Arabic is structurally much more similar to nice civilized languages and hardly at all like the dirty, smelly language those camel-fuckers from the Gulf speak.” ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/24 "2011-06-14T18:49:17Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Also, OH MY GOD THAT WIKI ENTRY IS A POLITICIZED LOAD OF CRAP I WANT TO PUNCH THE FUCKER WHO WROTE IT IN THE FACE. > \ > “It must be noted that Lebanese Arabic is structurally much more similar to nice civilized languages and hardly at all like the dirty, smelly language those camel-fuckers from the Gulf speak.” That sounds much saner then the article I read. 😛 Honestly, I’ll just have to take your word for it. The article reads very straight forward and matter of fact to my untrained eye (ear?). I personally wouldn’t give it a second thought. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/25 "2011-06-14T19:01:01Z")
The mini-rants thread. She is coming for it. ---
**Author:** ![kushiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbce88/32.png) [@kushiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kushiel)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/26 "2011-06-14T19:10:28Z")
Good, because I await your opinion on 4.2 with bated breath! Plus you have a refreshing amount of have-no-fucks-to-give-ness. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/27 "2011-06-14T19:24:57Z")
I see you’re in “Ms. Hyde” form today. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/28 "2011-06-14T19:26:37Z")
[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention\_Whore](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention_Whore) P.S. Nice |, you badass you. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/29 "2011-06-14T20:01:17Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Friend, stalker, potato, potahto. You actually waited longer than everybody else who actively wondered where I was. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Working instead of posting? What kind of excuse is that? Right? I’m like some kind of crazy person who enjoys not fucking over the people who count on me. > [@Miller](#): > > Oh, joy. You know you missed me. > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Does this mean I should recall the assassins I sent after your top seven enemies? No. God, no. Just have them swing by my place on the way so I can come along. > [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Does the OP have any evidence that I have, indeed, at any point fucked my mother? Are you sure you want to make that kind of challenge publicly? > [@BottledBlondJeanie](#): > > Wow. Please let this thread go where it needs to. By all means, person I have no clue who you are, feel free to tell me exactly what you think of me. Why do you think I put this in the Pit? > [@Joey\_P](#): > > Yes and no. I believe we came up with Arabic (official) and Lebanese with French and English as a close second. My first stab in the dark was Lebanese, but then I looked it up and it was Arabic (officially) and French (unofficially). The thing my friend writes for is in English and Arabic. > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > _\_ You stick that right back in your mouth. > [@Crotalus](#): > > I really enjoyed reading here more while you were absent. Feel free to take another long break. But thanks for the announcement, asshole. Isn’t it funny how the people who hate me are always the ones who are too stupid to figure out how to work the ignore function? Why do you think that is? > [@Bosstone](#): > > Woot! I was starting to think you didn’t care. 😃 I could swear you have my email or Facebook or something. Or don’t you? > [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > The mini-rants thread. She is coming for it. So hard I’m screaming, baby. > [@rachelellogram](#): > > [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention\_Whore](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention_Whore) > > P.S. Nice |, you badass you. There, there, we all know you’re jealous, dear. Try not to let it show quite so much. And it’s a lowercase L, not a pipe, but nice guess. ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/30 "2011-06-14T20:07:39Z")
I’m a little disappointed in you actually. You’ve been back for over 3 hours and still no posts in any pit thread other than this one. ETA: Damn simulposting. My faith is restored! > [@Workplace griping, anyone?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/workplace-griping-anyone/560401/1448): > > The only solution is to walk around tongue-kissing all of your coworkers until you figure out who tastes like cola and citrus. > > There is \*no possible way \*this can end badly. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/31 "2011-06-14T20:11:04Z")
There was actually [a previous post to that same thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13914729&postcount=1443). I’ve been busy catching up on (mostly just deleting alert emails for) the threads I was previously following, and then I was sidetracked by lunch and a bit of work. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/32 "2011-06-14T20:25:36Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > I could swear you have my email or Facebook or something. Or don’t you? Don’t think so, plus I’m off WoW. I just figured you found something better to do with your time; either that or working. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/33 "2011-06-14T20:26:04Z")
I knew I smelled something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/34 "2011-06-14T20:35:47Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Don’t think so, plus I’m off WoW. I just figured you found something better to do with your time; either that or working. Yeah, I’ve barely been on WoW, too. Hrm, I guess I just assumed you had my contact info after we started playing together. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/35 "2011-06-14T21:10:03Z")
Who are you again? ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/36 "2011-06-14T21:17:56Z")
What on earth did you edit in that post? Near as I can tell, it’s identical to the original. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/37 "2011-06-14T21:21:21Z")
…It had to be said ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/38 "2011-06-14T21:23:09Z")
**Shot From Guns** –I’d have been worried sick, if I cared. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/39 "2011-06-14T21:25:14Z")
> [@rachelellogram](#): > > [http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention\_Whore](http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Attention_Whore) > > P.S. Nice |, you badass you. _ACME delivery truck whizzes by, drops off package_ _Wile E. inspects consignment of finest-quality pot-and-kettle-scourers_ ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/40 "2011-06-14T21:26:39Z")
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