# TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453 "2011-06-14T16:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/41 "2011-06-14T21:28:59Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > _ACME delivery truck whizzes by, drops off package_ > > _Wile E. inspects consignment of finest-quality pot-and-kettle-scourers_ I was just about to post this. Luckily I hit preview just in time. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/42 "2011-06-14T21:29:29Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > …It had to be said Not really. If you notice, I specified that I put this thread here precisely so people who hate me because I’m beautiful can parade their jealousy for all to see. Far be it from me of all people to demand that everyone react to my return with kittens and hugs. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/43 "2011-06-14T21:31:58Z")
Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/44 "2011-06-14T21:35:49Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing! I know; it’s come as a terrible shock to me, as well. ---
**Author:** ![magellan01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@magellan01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magellan01)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/45 "2011-06-14T21:47:32Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Unfortunately, since I post from the office, that means that the things I get paid to do come first, and the things I get paid to do have been coming hot and heavy (\*if \*you know what I mean) for the past month and a half. Couldn’t you post between giving blowjobs? But I guess at a dollar a shot you’ve got those long lines of customers to think about. Good for you for making the most out of a down economy. A testament to the old advice, find something you’ll love and you’ll work so hard at it you’ll eventually be good at it. Welcome back!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/46 "2011-06-14T22:01:05Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Couldn’t you post between giving blowjobs? What a shock: the only insult you can come up with is one that I _explicitly set up_. Good work reaching for that low-hanging fruit, though! I guess there aren’t any threads going at the moment where you can stay busy screeching about how dangerous brown people are? ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/47 "2011-06-14T22:02:38Z")
w00t ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/48 "2011-06-14T23:10:03Z")
Time to unsubscribe from the mini-rants thread, it’ll be ruined shortly. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/49 "2011-06-14T23:12:54Z")
That’s only fair play as you’ve ruined this one. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/50 "2011-06-14T23:15:01Z")
I can say this in the Pit, but it ain’t necessarily an insult. **SfG** , [they’re playing your song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rig3tgyYiAM). Kahbueme salutes you respectfully. He then PWNs your PVE ass in a duel, cuz that’s what mages do to tanks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/51 "2011-06-14T23:39:54Z")
> [@magellan01](#): > > Couldn’t you post between giving blowjobs? But I guess at a dollar a shot you’ve got those long lines of customers to think about. Good for you for making the most out of a down economy. A testament to the old advice, find something you’ll love and you’ll work so hard at it you’ll eventually be good at it. > > Welcome back!!! Aww. Is your li’l pole a-risin’? ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/52 "2011-06-14T23:48:28Z")
It’s about fucking time! While you were gone I had to take up all the slack for “insensitive douchebag” comments, and it’s rough work! There were days, DAYS where no one was offended or rolled their eyes because of it. So tell me more about these dollar blowjobs. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/53 "2011-06-15T00:29:57Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing! I didn’t know that, either. I’m not sure what some people want out of this board; everyone marching in lockstep and singing kumbaya together is kind of boring. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/54 "2011-06-15T00:32:45Z")
Welcome back, **SFG**! ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/55 "2011-06-15T01:02:21Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Aww. Is your li’l pole a-risin’? I see what you did there. I think. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/56 "2011-06-15T01:59:03Z")
[Quote=Shot from Guns] Are you sure you want to make that kind of challenge publicly? [/Quote] Pix or it never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/57 "2011-06-15T02:15:32Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I didn’t know that, either. I’m not sure what some people want out of this board; everyone marching in lockstep and singing kumbaya together is kind of boring. It’s more fun if every fifth person is a shark, although it makes the lockstep thing tricky. ---
**Author:** ![BottledBlondJeanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/0ea827/32.png) [@BottledBlondJeanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BottledBlondJeanie)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/58 "2011-06-15T02:48:12Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > By all means, person I have no clue who you are, feel free to tell me exactly what you think of me. Why do you think I put this in the pit? Bless your heart. I admire your spunk, believe you’re too full of hubris, but you’re in your mid 20’s, right? Enjoy it, even on these boards, while you can. ---
**Author:** ![blueskiesfrompain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@blueskiesfrompain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blueskiesfrompain)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/59 "2011-06-15T03:05:24Z")
Disappointed. Saw the thread title and thought Janis Joplin was in the house. ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/60 "2011-06-15T03:06:03Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing! I had no idea either. Of course, Shot From Guns and I are a 98% match according to OKCupid(seriously) so you could say I’m a fan. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453.md?page=4)