# TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453 "2011-06-14T16:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/61 "2011-06-15T03:10:28Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > I had no idea either. Of course, Shot From Guns and I are a 98% match according to OKCupid(seriously) so you could say I’m a fan. So you’re both turned on “a lot” by intelligence and brush your teeth twice a day? You’re soul mates! ---
**Author:** ![Invisible\_Chimp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f05b48/32.png) [@Invisible\_Chimp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Invisible_Chimp)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/62 "2011-06-15T03:17:59Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > So you’re both turned on “a lot” by intelligence and brush your teeth twice a day? You’re soul mates! Well I’m only an 84% match with you. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/63 "2011-06-15T03:19:49Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > Well I’m only an 84% match with you. Of course. A match’s intelligence doesn’t do anything for me one way or the other and I only brush my teeth once a day. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/64 "2011-06-15T03:21:28Z")
> [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > I had no idea either. Of course, Shot From Guns and I are a 98% match according to OKCupid(seriously) so you could say I’m a fan. > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > So you’re both turned on “a lot” by intelligence and brush your teeth twice a day? You’re soul mates! > [@Invisible\_Chimp](#): > > Well I’m only an 84% match with you. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs#t=25s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs#t=25s)😛 ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/65 "2011-06-15T03:24:51Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs#t=25s](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs#t=25s)😛 [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/66 "2011-06-15T05:56:09Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > I see what you did there. > > I think. Hah! I didn’t get it at first. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > It’s more fun if every fifth person is a shark, although it makes the lockstep thing tricky. I’m totally getting a mind picture now, and it’s a funny one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/67 "2011-06-15T06:30:25Z")
Something strange is afoot at the Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/68 "2011-06-15T12:42:30Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Something strange is afoot at the Straight Dope. Afin in every fifth case, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/69 "2011-06-15T14:46:04Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Wow. I had no idea you were so polarizing! Yeah, I didn’t know anyone liked her, either. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/70 "2011-06-15T15:03:10Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > **I am back.** Were you gone? ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/71 "2011-06-15T15:04:04Z")
Credit where its deserved: SFG can be absolutely fucking hilarious sometimes. The thread that really sticks in my mind was the Rand Rover pro bono thread. That said, I will stop lurking in the mini-rants threads. Those won’t be much fun any more. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/72 "2011-06-15T15:29:58Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > Credit where its deserved: SFG can be absolutely fucking hilarious sometimes. The thread that really sticks in my mind was the Rand Rover pro bono thread. > > That said, I will stop lurking in the mini-rants threads. Those won’t be much fun any more. I like the one or two weeks she was fuckin’ with FinnAgain. It gave me a mental picture that made me laugh my ass off. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/73 "2011-06-15T16:15:53Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > What on earth did you edit in that post? Near as I can tell, it’s identical to the original. It is the original. I started to add more, then changed my mind. I was going to answer you with a blank post here, but why feed your paranoia, really? ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/74 "2011-06-15T17:05:55Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > Also, OH MY GOD THAT WIKI ENTRY IS A POLITICIZED LOAD OF CRAP I WANT TO PUNCH THE FUCKER WHO WROTE IT IN THE FACE. Standard rule of Wikipedia: Do NOT trust articles about linguistics, languages, linguistic history, and so on because they will be crawling with loony nationalist morons, and the sane people won’t even notice them. “It must be noted that Lebanese Arabic is structurally much more similar to nice civilized languages and hardly at all like the dirty, smelly language those camel-fuckers from the Gulf speak.” Tell that to the guy from then-INS who asked us, when I was working for Immigration Court, to order a “Lebanese” interpreter for a guy in detention for a bond hearing. Hey, at least it was better than the other requests for a “Gypsy” interpreter, or (my personal favorite) an “Indian” interpreter. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/75 "2011-06-15T20:09:26Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > Credit where its deserved: SFG can be absolutely fucking hilarious sometimes. The thread that really sticks in my mind was the Rand Rover pro bono thread. > > That said, I will stop lurking in the mini-rants threads. Those won’t be much fun any more. Yeah, it was pretty hilarious how she can’t argue hwe way out of a paper bag, can’t stick to a point, and constantly misinterprets other’s posts and posts drawn-out meaningless responses based on her misinterpretation. But now I’ve just learned to call the stupid a stupid and move on with life. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/76 "2011-06-15T20:15:02Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Yeah, it was pretty hilarious how she can’t argue hwe way out of a paper bag, can’t stick to a point, and constantly misinterprets other’s posts and posts drawn-out meaningless responses based on her misinterpretation. But now I’ve just learned to call the stupid a stupid and move on with life. She doesn’t argue good enough for you? ---
**Author:** ![palacheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a88e57/32.png) [@palacheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palacheck)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/77 "2011-06-15T23:03:07Z")
> [@BottledBlondJeanie](#): > > Bless your heart. I admire your spunk, believe you’re too full of hubris, but you’re in your mid 20’s, right? Enjoy it, even on these boards, while you can. Exactly! She’s full of spunk. I mean hubris. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/78 "2011-06-15T23:05:30Z")
I don’t chill in the mini rants thread, so someone enlighten me…what the fuck is Shots doing to the mini rant threads that has folks straight bailing on them now? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/79 "2011-06-15T23:07:19Z")
She posts in them. (No seriously, she has the gall to comment on the mini-rants and people get upset about that. Also, she enjoys quoting several people and replying in one big post which is also offensive. Why? Because this board is full of whiny assbutts.) ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/80 "2011-06-15T23:07:31Z")
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