# TRlUMPHANT RETURN, MOTHERFUCKERS **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 14, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453 "2011-06-14T16:42:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2011, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/81 "2011-06-15T23:54:36Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Were you gone? Not only did I not notice she was gone, I never noticed she was here in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/82 "2011-06-16T00:04:48Z")
About those one dollar BJs: Do the recipients pay you the dollar or is it the other way around? ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/83 "2011-06-16T01:01:59Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > She posts in them. (No seriously, she has the gall to comment on the mini-rants and people get upset about that. Also, she enjoys quoting several people and replying in one big post which is also offensive. Why? Because this board is full of whiny assbutts.) To be fair, it’s a bit more than that. She replies personally to every post, often explaining at tenacious length how the poster shouldn’t be complaining at all. Sometimes, if she believes the complaint justified, she’ll be sympathetic, but that’s pretty rare. Whiny assbutt is still a good description. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/84 "2011-06-16T01:06:40Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > She posts in them. (No seriously, she has the gall to comment on the mini-rants and people get upset about that. Also, she enjoys quoting several people and replying in one big post which is also offensive. Why? Because this board is full of whiny assbutts.) What he said. What a bunch of whiny assbutts. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/85 "2011-06-16T01:10:50Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > She posts in them. (No seriously, she has the gall to comment on the mini-rants and people get upset about that. Also, she enjoys quoting several people and replying in one big post which is also offensive. Why? Because this board is full of whiny assbutts.) The point of a rant thread is to rant. Not to have some fucktard tell you why you shouldn’t be ranting. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/86 "2011-06-16T01:21:22Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > The point of a rant thread is to rant. Not to have some fucktard tell you why you shouldn’t be ranting. The point of a blog is to rant without anyone interacting with you. This isn’t a blog. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/87 "2011-06-16T01:30:43Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I don’t chill in the mini rants thread, so someone enlighten me…what the fuck is Shots doing to the mini rant threads that has folks straight bailing on them now? Her Rants Are Too Big. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/88 "2011-06-16T01:35:02Z")
> [@Steophan](#): > > The point of a rant thread is to rant. Not to have some fucktard tell you why you shouldn’t be ranting. MPSIMS is ^thataway ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2011, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453/89 "2011-06-16T01:54:37Z")
Okay, this thread has been fun (for certain very small definitions of the word), but “I’m back” type threads properly belong to MPSIMS - but at this point, there’s far too much inappropriate content to move this. So, I’m bringing in the big padlock and closing this one. Anyone who’s disappointed that they didn’t get to give **SFG** a hearty “Welcome back!” can start a new MPSIMS thread for that purpose. Anyone who wanted to say… something else to her, I’m confident she’ll provide an opportunity for that soon enough. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trlumphant-return-motherfuckers/585453.md?page=4)